The Solar Apocalypse

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  1. Ulixes Orobar

    Ulixes Orobar Active Member Typed

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    Sorry for the clickbait title, guys. Is anyone here going to see the solar eclipse, though? I'm going to film it with my phone if I can.
     
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    The Man is preventing me from optimally positioning myself to soak up maximum spritual energy as we pass into this new phase of collective human experience...brah.
     
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  3. BiceBiceBice

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    I am a flat-earther now, I don't believe in the sun. It is too divisive and should be torn down.
     
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  4. Boneflour

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    I hear if you stare directly into the sun on Eclipse day, you get special powers. I friend I know told me her friend's grandma started dreaming about the future after last Eclipse. My cousin's friend's sister said her grandpa could move things with his mind, like in Phenomenon.

    #eclipsechallenge
     
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    Inb4 news stories of unprecedented numbers of people losing their vision from looking directly at the sun.
     
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    I did that for an hour once for kicks. Everything looked slightly purple for the next two days, but other than that nothing happened.
     
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    I agree. I've got a plan for how to do that.

    Here. This is an illustration of the basic idea.
     
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    I used to look at the sun for a few seconds at a time, and would stop when it hurt. So your point stands that the damage is overhyped. Even so, I predict headlines.
     
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    I ordered some solar-observation glasses that allow me to look directly at the Sun. Before that, I figured out how to look at it using a very inefficient mirror. Both of these methods remove the glare so that I can really see it. (It really does appear to be the same size as the moon. Coincidence?) It's pretty impressive, honestly.
     
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    There might be some gnosticism in this subject.



    Very Jewish movie.
     
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  11. Aeoli Pera

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    There you go again, influencing reality with your memes, Bice.

    Apologize, oppressor!
     
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  12. BiceBiceBice

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    It is important to know what is important
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    Helios and Selene don't want us to be productive today. They may or may not want us to go blind.
     
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    My final words before the apocalypse:

     
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    Yay! I have special powers now!

     
  16. Boneflour

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    Yeah I can do Kamehamehas now, it's great. 10/10 would stare into the sun again.
     

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