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  1. Robotnick

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    You can't polish a turd... right? Right? Turns out you can.

     
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    QuantCast Blacklists Infowars as “Fake News” Free Speech Purge Accelerates | http://www.infowars.com/quantcast-blacklists-infowars-as-fake-news-free-speech-purge-accelerates/

    "Hey guys, we're creating a fake news site blacklist, so you don't get mislead by outrageous or overly biased reporting."

    "What, like when Huffington Post said Hillary had a 98% chance to win? Or when Salon said Trump was Literally Hitler? Or the Rolling Stone's blatant hoax piece 'A Rape On Campus?' "

    "No, like when InfoWars said, 'there's a war out there for your mind.' "
     
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    Let me get this straight. If you have a Quantcast ISP, and you visit Infowars.com, you do not see Infowars.com?

    What percentage of Americans have this ISP? Or is it Australian?
     
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    Right now, it looks like "fake" news sites don't show up on the list of top websites. Also, there's a browser plugin that basically gives you a malware warning if you try to browse them.

    The blacklist is making the rounds in the MSM, so there's a good chance it goes further than a browser plugin.
     
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  6. Thalmoses

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    So, they've officially polluted the Google search index. Unforgivable.

    Is there a non-converged search engine? DuckDuckGo?
     
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    Badge of Honour(ability). Collect as many as you can, Gotta Catch'em All!!!

    "Remember, lies don't need to be refuted this way. Somebody somewhere thinks there is too much truth being posted on this obscure little blog. Otherwise they wouldn't go to the trouble. You'll notice that nobody spends a lot of time trying to hack sites that warn of alien invasion or else claim we never went to the moon."

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    Blogspot is armor against Denial of Service, but I hate the platform's limitations. I'll take my chances on the engineer's path.
     
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    Little bit of self-awareness from SNL:

     
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    Donald Trump’s media summit was a ‘f—ing firing squad’ | New York Post | http://nypost.com/2016/11/21/donald-trumps-media-summit-was-a-f-ing-firing-squad/

    Donald Trump scolded media big shots during an off-the-record Trump Tower sitdown on Monday, sources told The Post.

    “It was like a f–ing firing squad,” one source said of the encounter.

    “Trump started with [CNN chief] Jeff Zucker and said ‘I hate your network, everyone at CNN is a liar and you should be ashamed,’ ” the source said.
     
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    If only it had been like a f-ing gas chamber.
     
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    Lets be real here, aka ahead of schedule and under budget, not even really President yet.

    Russian threat contained.

    Evil alt-right nazimurderers "disavowed" threat contained.

    Not charging Hillary because she is a woman, with all implied, probably my favourite so far.

    I don't think the world can keep up with this Hyperdimensional 4D Reverse Underwater Basketball. Makes it a pretty clear case as to why the MM could keep his Pyramid-Civilization running for so long, supposedly only brought down by worldwide catastrophic events aka muh climate change. Mainstream Meteor, freudian slip. All eyes on the stars.
     
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    New US treasury secretary, a tough guy according to this interview. Good luck to Mr Munchkin:

     
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