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  1. BiceBiceBice

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    The real joke is all those cucks. I always tell people that these immigrants are certifiably insane, they think I'm exaggerating. What kind of people continue to have sex at normal rates in a warzone? Insane people. Somalians.

    In other news, it turns out Somalians treat mental illness by locking patients in a room with a hyena. True story. And yes, the patient usually dies. Physician, heal thyself.
     
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    I don't know why The Hyena Cure was the thing I had to double check, but Steve Sailer found a couple of sources for it, enough to be plausible. That is fucking insane.
     
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    I was still mentally modelling Somalians (the group) as just dumber, and with less criminal inhibition. I just wouldn't have thought that anyone would lock a person in a room with a hyena, Somalian or no Somalian. (Then again, we had ECT in the States...)

    See, this is the kind of semi-unthinkable perspective gap that makes The Bible/tradition/sacred customs useful.

    Much easier to understand "God made the nations separate, Tower of Babel bro".
     
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    I've never met a Somalian who wasn't certifiable. This tendency probably exists more or less in every African nation.
     
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    ISIS fighters offered housing grants in Sweden to reintegrate into society | Daily Mail Online | http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3851876/Sweden-ISIS-fighters-housing-grants-free-driving-licences-encourage-reintergrate-society.html?ito=social-twitter_mailonline#ixzz4NXm4ueYL

    Sweden to give ISIS fighters housing grants and free driving licences to encourage them to reintegrate into society

    You think if I grew a neckbeard, flew over on holiday, and started shouting "Ahallu Akbar", maybe they'd give me a check? "I am Swedish now, pay me or I will join ISIS. Also I need an iPhone." How's that?

    Meanwhile in the US, idiots are stoking the fire of a race war AND trying for WW3 just so a coked up superbitch can be President for two seconds before finally succumbing to her drug coma.
     
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    Sweden to give ISIS fighters housing grants and free driving licences to encourage them to reintegrate into society

    The Vikings are getting exorted, oh the irony of it all.

    I felt a disturbance in the force, I just called the cops on a group of ooga boogas chimping out, took them 40 minutes to even bother check it out and send them on their way. Their goes my lebensraum.
    Could have been ISIS men, the problem is as old as the war in Syria, probably even existed before that conflict, something something Yugoslavia. My countrymen are insane.
    Ooga boogas get dental for 50krona, som Sweden-born ooga booga did a stunt and spoke ape at the dentist, they got it for 50krona. The hilarity is that it proves how racist Swedes truly are.
    Swarthy = refugee. And then they, Swedes in general, scold me for my iinappropriate interests such as human biodiversity. You can't make this stuff up, Sweden is the craziest nation on the planet.

    Tolerance is the biggest crock of shit ever invented, especially since it is just hardcore anti-sane extremism.

    >Meanwhile in the US, idiots are stoking the fire of a race war AND trying for WW3 just so a coked up superbitch can be President for two seconds before finally succumbing to her drug coma.

    That is one second to fire the nukes, and one second to start the race war. All the time you need!
     
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    The whole event was an infomercial for Eden. "Why do these people look so funny?", I read on many a forum.
     
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    'You English are stupid' Shocked foster couple warn refugee 'children' are exploiting UK | http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/723987/migrant-crisis-children-calais-social-services

    "Sarah and Giles, using false names over fears of reprisals, say migrant children who claim to be 15 are actually in their mid-twenties and ask them for razors.

    One migrant “child” who claimed to be a teenager reportedly told the pair: “You English are so stupid – I’m in my twenties.”"

    Iraqi refugee who raped a boy in Germany has conviction overturned | Daily Mail Online | http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3860168/Iraqi-refugee-raped-10-year-old-boy-Theresienbad-swimming-pool-sexual-emergency-conviction-overturned-Austrian-court-didn-t-prove-realised-boy-saying-no-incident-Austria-December-2015.html

    "An Iraqi refugee who raped a 10-year-old boy at a swimming pool has had his conviction overturned because a court didn't prove he realised the boy was saying no.

    The rapist, identified as Amir A, 20, violently sexually assaulted the boy in the changing room of Theresienbad pool in Austria claiming it was a 'sexual emergency' because he had not had sex for four months."


    You just can't parody stuff anymore. It's just so insane. The dumbest cartoon character stereotype you can think of will be in the headlines tomorrow.

    If you need me, I'll be playing Minecraft IRL, building a wall before the zombies come out at night. Time to punch some trees.
     
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    #WeaponizedAutism

     
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    Found on /pol/. Not sure what the origin of this poster is, though:

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    I would switch Lenin and Trotsky in my opinion. Seems mostly accurate to me though.
     
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    Probably how it actually went down:

     
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    Trotsky is another starchild.
     
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    Stalin is a picture-perfect owl melon.

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