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  1. BiceBiceBice

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    Presidential candidate winner for 2020+500 just announced here at Edenism.com!
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    In all honesty tho, this is why you have letter agencies so as to not become a vassal of another country, you can't "democratically" vote away your country, then again drumphie did not take action to staff said entities with the white males that voted for him 2016 the ones who subsequently got shat on but whatever, with based Beijing Biden; cancel those 500billion and 3trillion asap!

    Imagine, he got the most votes OF ALL TIME with zero pandering to ANYONE, no kissing negroid ass no sucking up to kikes nor puckering to wetbacks. The man is a real titan no hyperbole, kwanstania will have a great future as a chinese lapdog.

    As much as I like to dunk on mynewpolitics®, Joe Biden actually used that theory in practice. If you do nothing you win, Wow!
    Now, we celebrate.

    Just take one hit and you will enter the mental abstract that is RIDIN WITH BIDEN for a great 8 year high of the most whackiest shit you can imagine made manifest. Where drumph failed to deliver on anime, Biden won't.
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    If you want to lose some serious money RIGHT NOW, you get 7,5 times the monies on trump winning, however... it may have been shanghaied from the start.

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    >when you escape the self-appointed kings of europe and form an independent nation with representation only to submit to the self-appointed tv news stations with zero oversight and accountability

    The whole world is laughing at kwanstania, not at biden not at trump but at this fact, how the hell can grown ass men allow some recent-6 months old news anchor hireé go "yeah I like that guy he is the president now tihi" come on man i'm laughing so hard im getting crooked teeth and a cleft what the fuck. Even in Africa the vote is settled by a commission and the legal governing authority, have some class and decency if you want to pass as human you damn mutts.

    Give me the pdf, I will read it, I need to see the formula behind this 4d chess move. Voting doesn't matter apparently except for the fact that everything is technically settled by a vote, action or inaction, and one can only take what is given away nobody can take what is not on the table yet somehow this physical law has been broken in kwanstania.

    If you still believe in America, you get 48 times the money right now, if you win you will be rich and free, if you lose it dont matter because money is dangerous it gives people power and social credit is better top down control.

    "yeah but I don't vote" he said before being thrown into the gaschamber
    "yeah but i don't vote" she said before being thrown into the gulag
    "yeah but I don't vote" xir said before behing thrown into mr.caus wonka-factory

    the bluepilled american intellectual breadtuber-all e-platforms- will say pua/mgtow/incel/tranny came from america and blame the muh on it, the redpilled European will say it came from white american males embraced by the very same, the critical actuteness puts it all into correct perspective. This technical slight of hand cope shant pass nomore. Itz on you all of it.

    No witty lengthy internet prose will ever change the fact that white american males are worthless, this is basically the summary of their failed shithole nation.

    Looks like another victory for the European Monarchy and the Nobilids, fuck you you fucking dirty peasants who thought you could escape and try to kevork us with the fallout of your zog wars, now go to fucking bed and get up 5.am sharp report to the honorable Mr.Caus factory or I'ill turn off your fucking obamacare.
     
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  2. BiceBiceBice

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    how it ends
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    " at least I escaped the maunder minimum "
    https://twitter.com/paul_dowsley/status/1331458499243511808

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    nasal sprays - vaccines
    bomb shelters - 6 million cameras on every street corner
    77 cyclic hand koans - 50 000 chinese runes, obligatory
    1 active forum - 3 defunct forums
    numerous blogs - no blogs
    cyborgonizer - borgonizer

    I am sure I forgot a few which is the point.
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    'At 5% Neanderthal, You Are an Outlier' | https://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2012/10/at-5-neanderthal-you-are-an-outlier/263475/
    The major genetic risk factor for severe COVID-19 is inherited from Neanderthals | Nature | https://www.nature.com/articles/s41586-020-2818-3
    Neanderthal-Derived Genetic Variation Shapes Modern Human Cranium and Brain | Scientific Reports | https://www.nature.com/articles/s41598-017-06587-0

    "I had a kind of psychologically-adaptive “narcissistic ego-idealism”, but never crossed the threshold into actual psychopathy.

    In Gervais terms, I was unable to weather the “sociopath reality shock”.


    When you can't cross into sin and cringe territory because EDENISM IS REAL
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    When you can cross into sin and cringe territory because EDENISM IS REAL
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    Can't get a leg up in society? Just lgbtq-it, thats how white people can get their privilege back, cheered on by niggers jews and
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    Itz funny how this shit was somehow launched in order to, well not really, "help" underprivilged people get ahead but in order to buy into the program you need to be a complete godless psychopath and in order to do that you need to have the right genes for it, sort of nulling the concept but not really basically agenda 2030.

    Killer instinct = cannibal instinct. Men, white men, neanderthard men, treestump men, will be the first to realize that the internet can not help them with anything at all, you probably right now just get pissed or annoyed @ 99% of all content and why shouldn't you when they be made by boons who aren't even on your primate tree, and dem that be can not under any circumstance change their mental make-up, if you thought the end of the world was cute15 years ago you better fucking like it for the next 50 because thats all you gonna get, welcome to eating the same meal every day. Not even Jesus can turn that horse piss into wine itz just too stale bro.
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    this is quite funny coupled with the fact that by the year 2030 50% of all women are projected to have an onlyfans account, probably comes preprogrammed like instagram and facebook does on the new phone, and all the men raised on bugs and soy will work in amazon fulfilment centers. Sounds like less work than a treestump tho but who can argue with the american dream? Not a lowly european thats for damn sure.

    "New Australian research has revealed one of the earliest human species, Homo erectus, died out because they were lazy. ... Archaeologist Dr Ceri Shipton told Ross and John the species didn't push themselves. “They seemed to have been just using very-easy-to-access resources and not adapting to climate change,” he said."

    itz time to adapt to the new climate change- tired of waiting for the new theory and review on literal who boomer blogger? tired of waiting for a new video game with graphics from 1993? tired of waiting for a digital schedulizer with built in alarm clock feature? MY FRIEND follow me into the new Eden where anything you want is true as long as you buy enough proverbial ork modelz.

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