Humour Thread

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  1. BiceBiceBice

    BiceBiceBice Well-Known Member

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    Looks like another win for the Nobilid and alcoholism - Recovering from asiatis Edition
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    First Briton to contract coronavirus in Wuhan claims he refused antibiotics and shook off the deadly infection with a HOT TODDY of whisky and honey - as death toll soars to over 360
    • Connor Reed, 25, from Wales, has been working as an English teacher in Wuhan
    • He caught the deadly coronavirus around two months ago and went to hospital
    • But Mr Reed refused drugs and whisked up a hot toddy with whisky and honey
    'It's an old fashioned remedy but it seemed to do the trick,' Mr Reed said
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    Briton claims to have beaten coronavirus with whisky hot toddy | Daily Mail Online | https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7959643/First-Briton-contract-coronavirus-claims-shook-infection-hot-toddy-whisky.html
    A Glass of Whiskey a Day Keeps the Doctor Away! | ForWhiskeyLovers | https://www.forwhiskeylovers.com/whiskey-word/2017-07/glass-whiskey-day-keeps-doctor-away

    I've had 3 more exposure events to asiaitus only 1 can be explained by a jogger I see 4 times per year, so a total of 7 exposures.
    Tomorrow I need to go and buy alcohol and start chugging, if rubbing alcohol clears your hands after you go to the bathroom ingesting drinking alcohol clears you from the inside which is better. IF the internet is the truth, I predict an enormous uptic of people starting to vape 500£ brand whiskeys. Whatever it takes man, whatever it takes.

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    I had to check for myself but general public is actually in bold, if you took all the Nobilid advice, you can afford walking around town in a hazmat suit +alll extras whizzbangs and gadgets. I agree that block-pushers should not use a facemask, it won't work and it looks like poverty.

    "do not travel to china" and "do not show predjudice to asiatias" contradicts itself because, as we say, if mohammed can't come to the mountain the mountain must come to mohammed meaning if china travels to you, as is clearly the case even in sweden, then you have traveled to china without getting on a plane to china. Really really really simple as.
    This means that only 14 percent of americans want asians in america, by virtue of china traveled to america instead of vice versa, which is not recommended.

    In Japan, they eat anything alive and raw from the sea as long as it is alive and raw.
    In China, they eat anything alive and raw from the land as long as it is alive and raw.
    In jungle-asia, they eat anything alive and raw from the ground(bugs) as long as it is alive and raw.
    In mongolia, they eat horses. In south korea, they eat dogs. In papa new guinea, they eat people.
    The savage aborigines who just chase skinks lizards and geckos all day drinking motor oil come off as quite civilized in comparison. And lets not forget best korea, who only eat rice because itz cheap and packed.
    Safe to say that the corona virus is not the main problem but the worst side effect of having the problem exposed. They eat bats, all of them eat bats, bats in soups. "NO SOUP FOR YOU", said the soup nazi, sparing george costanza from developing rabies and corona. Looks like another win for the jews, kosher and halal and another big fat fail for eastern mysticism, buttism and shitshintochongism.

    If you are white you need to start drinking right now, we're all gonna make it.

    can flintlock johnson and mike d. roofie do the impossible?

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    https://theculturetrip.com/asia/china/articles/12-reasons-you-should-visit-wuhan-in-china/

    "Food
    The efficient nature of Chinese culinary etiquette means that you can get pretty much anything you want cooked before your eyes in a matter of minutes. You can seldom cross the road without coming face to face with a street vendor armed with a cart selling the snack du jour."

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    just eat the bats/bugs/soy, goy and never forget that red meat from cattle raised in white lands are destroying the planet so you better fork over som carbon credits for dat just cut your penis off and don't ask questions
     
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  2. BiceBiceBice

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    "The right attitude in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world" - ITZ ongoing Edition

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    This man has the right attitude and having the time of his life right now. I almost envy him. If you buy supplies right now, you get to pick your outfit. And commit heroic acts everyday.
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    This man did not get to pick his outfit. Do you think he is having a good time? No heroic acts commited.
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    Having the wrong attitude And not having any protection at all can also be dangerous and a very shameful dispray, too!
    Twitter | https://mobile.twitter.com/MisterAntiBully/status/1225494129548853252
    Nat Shupe on Twitter | https://twitter.com/NatShupe/status/1225887958873464832 people who wear suits do not cause problems and have good attitude, be wise like 100 year old golden fish, wear yellow don't cause problem like little child

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    I laughed way too hard at this one, classic Edenism humour
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    Bonus: Seinfeld returns for a new season:


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    what if the chinese are right?
     
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    "Too bad that I can't Google search in all ideas that I have ever thought about LOL. Well, maybe I could if I were recording everything that goes through my consciousness. It could actually be a good idea to capture one's thoughts and write them down into some mind-reading diary. The relevant data could be just a few kilobytes per day, when textualized and digitized, but it could make a difference."

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