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  1. BiceBiceBice

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    Looks like another win for the Nobilid and alcoholism - Recovering from asiatis Edition
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    First Briton to contract coronavirus in Wuhan claims he refused antibiotics and shook off the deadly infection with a HOT TODDY of whisky and honey - as death toll soars to over 360
    • Connor Reed, 25, from Wales, has been working as an English teacher in Wuhan
    • He caught the deadly coronavirus around two months ago and went to hospital
    • But Mr Reed refused drugs and whisked up a hot toddy with whisky and honey
    'It's an old fashioned remedy but it seemed to do the trick,' Mr Reed said
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    Briton claims to have beaten coronavirus with whisky hot toddy | Daily Mail Online | https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7959643/First-Briton-contract-coronavirus-claims-shook-infection-hot-toddy-whisky.html
    A Glass of Whiskey a Day Keeps the Doctor Away! | ForWhiskeyLovers | https://www.forwhiskeylovers.com/whiskey-word/2017-07/glass-whiskey-day-keeps-doctor-away

    I've had 3 more exposure events to asiaitus only 1 can be explained by a jogger I see 4 times per year, so a total of 7 exposures.
    Tomorrow I need to go and buy alcohol and start chugging, if rubbing alcohol clears your hands after you go to the bathroom ingesting drinking alcohol clears you from the inside which is better. IF the internet is the truth, I predict an enormous uptic of people starting to vape 500£ brand whiskeys. Whatever it takes man, whatever it takes.

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    I had to check for myself but general public is actually in bold, if you took all the Nobilid advice, you can afford walking around town in a hazmat suit +alll extras whizzbangs and gadgets. I agree that block-pushers should not use a facemask, it won't work and it looks like poverty.

    "do not travel to china" and "do not show predjudice to asiatias" contradicts itself because, as we say, if mohammed can't come to the mountain the mountain must come to mohammed meaning if china travels to you, as is clearly the case even in sweden, then you have traveled to china without getting on a plane to china. Really really really simple as.
    This means that only 14 percent of americans want asians in america, by virtue of china traveled to america instead of vice versa, which is not recommended.

    In Japan, they eat anything alive and raw from the sea as long as it is alive and raw.
    In China, they eat anything alive and raw from the land as long as it is alive and raw.
    In jungle-asia, they eat anything alive and raw from the ground(bugs) as long as it is alive and raw.
    In mongolia, they eat horses. In south korea, they eat dogs. In papa new guinea, they eat people.
    The savage aborigines who just chase skinks lizards and geckos all day drinking motor oil come off as quite civilized in comparison. And lets not forget best korea, who only eat rice because itz cheap and packed.
    Safe to say that the corona virus is not the main problem but the worst side effect of having the problem exposed. They eat bats, all of them eat bats, bats in soups. "NO SOUP FOR YOU", said the soup nazi, sparing george costanza from developing rabies and corona. Looks like another win for the jews, kosher and halal and another big fat fail for eastern mysticism, buttism and shitshintochongism.

    If you are white you need to start drinking right now, we're all gonna make it.

    can flintlock johnson and mike d. roofie do the impossible?

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    https://theculturetrip.com/asia/china/articles/12-reasons-you-should-visit-wuhan-in-china/

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    just eat the bats/bugs/soy, goy and never forget that red meat from cattle raised in white lands are destroying the planet so you better fork over som carbon credits for dat just cut your penis off and don't ask questions
     
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  2. BiceBiceBice

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    "The right attitude in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world" - ITZ ongoing Edition

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    This man has the right attitude and having the time of his life right now. I almost envy him. If you buy supplies right now, you get to pick your outfit. And commit heroic acts everyday.
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    This man did not get to pick his outfit. Do you think he is having a good time? No heroic acts commited.
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    Having the wrong attitude And not having any protection at all can also be dangerous and a very shameful dispray, too!
    Twitter | https://mobile.twitter.com/MisterAntiBully/status/1225494129548853252
    Nat Shupe on Twitter | https://twitter.com/NatShupe/status/1225887958873464832 people who wear suits do not cause problems and have good attitude, be wise like 100 year old golden fish, wear yellow don't cause problem like little child

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    I laughed way too hard at this one, classic Edenism humour
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    what if the chinese are right?
     
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    "Too bad that I can't Google search in all ideas that I have ever thought about LOL. Well, maybe I could if I were recording everything that goes through my consciousness. It could actually be a good idea to capture one's thoughts and write them down into some mind-reading diary. The relevant data could be just a few kilobytes per day, when textualized and digitized, but it could make a difference."

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  4. BiceBiceBice

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    "drumphie lost his god damned mind" Uncle Joe to the rescue Edition

    #hamsterkauf #MIGA
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    Biden was VP to Obama aka the zero scandals president that created the stock market drumphie ruined.

    Joe will offer free corona virus healthcare 100% reimbursed because he cares about the people, drumphie will bailout amazon and give geoffrey asbestos free healthcare in a government bunker facility whilst the MIGA-tards clap(¿doubt?).

    I've been a Joe since day 1 I never doubted him.

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  5. BiceBiceBice

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    "print pump and dump" - Bobo vs derange-dotard ITZ ONGOING Edition.
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    I must've read about 30 articles of people "buying food" at your costcos and shartmarts. I don't think they are buying stocks right now? When even swedes break social protocol, risking that your fellow man next to you looks at you funny (suicide is usually always preferable), itz time to itz.

    biggest normie unironically official government propaganda rag paper: Tomma butikshyllor efter virusrädsla | https://www.aftonbladet.se/nyheter/a/9vQ9R5/corona-far-folk-att-borja-hamstra-tomt-pa-hyllorna been walking around stores myself even denializtz are calling about "lol le store is out of canned goods". fuckin normies. Hope you got a K-immune system and like woodworking.
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    Real Edenist-pill only @ Edenism.com; the china virus was the WMD Bush was hunting in Iraq. Agent orange signed a "peace deal" with the Taliban because they have vials upon vials of corona virus stored ready to be unleash (bioterrorism is so cheap and effective it will replace all other forms of conventional terrorism (which is why you need a Borgonizer to INSTANTLY scan people but I digress) ), mass-made in pakistanian labs thanks to bin ladens connections. The taliban and the turks are allied which is why drumphie is letting current year off-brand saddam hussein erdogan invade greece at impunity, he knows the west has zero combat ability with all supplies cut off because the manufacturing twink-races in chyna are dropping like flies, the sniffles if you are K-selected but a SEELE (sapiens-erectus (upright) extinction level event) if you are a R-sape...

    Anyways this is how the stock market will reach 44/46 and trump will win another term in november 2020. MIGA is one hell of a drug.

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    MIGA = buy stinks
    MAGA = buy food and don't forget the pet food

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    Means the same in English, I will make a lot of money selling masks to frenchies they stole all of our EU-welfare to their fucking farmers and their fucking kikednigger-projects, 100€ is the starting price for the shittiest mask. Remember your nintendo-training and show no mercy, when frenchies are dying the gutters itz time to go full stonk. As usual you heard it here first @ Edenoid dot com
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    There is a great argument going 'round if the american stonk market can Actually just be a triumvirate between the (((fed))) the (((banks))) and the military industrial complex with zero input from goys getting swindled on their pension placements and the wannabe-traders dollaridoos. 14 days from now after super spreader tuesday with americans buying x10 marked up toilet paper and rice that theory will really be put to the test. Itz crazy enough to be plausible.


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    How do I join the Bankid Club? First you must ask yourself, would they be impressed, or not, over the fact that you made Bank on fucko-coins, nintendos and toilet paper? If you doubt you won't make the membership.
    Stampede breaks out at Sydney Woolworths for toilet paper | Daily Mail Online | https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8071865/Stampede-breaks-Sydney-Woolworths-toilet-paper.html "woolworths" more like "goldsworth". If you can take your family on a luxury vacation, upgrayde your car or renovate the house because you sold 10 rolls of TP, would you do it? These things happen in a society because nobody respects it.
     
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  6. BiceBiceBice

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    "donald trump is trying to short the country" Uncle Joe Edition

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    Joe isn't even President yet and the country is already getting a morale boost, soon, the terror reign of orange cheeto hitler will be over and comdemned to the trash heap of history where it belongs. lil donnie dumb will be remembered as the worst person in american history. These things happen when you trade in your american baseball cap for a yamulke. Lets go yankees!

    MIGA = plague lepers in the streets :(
    JOE = free corona healthcare IN THE RICHEST COUNTRY ON THE PLANET!!! :)


    This is a good one, if you are american you can just look at the moving pictures but here's the skinny; complete rupture of stock in all of chyna meaning what it implies, the entire country is dead. The terrorist nations of iran, italy and chyna tried to shake down the glorios nation of Sweden today, begging us for masks (for free!!!) but no deal. We are self sufficient in toilet paper, hazardous protective clothing of all kinds and not afraid to not sell them (untill the buyers become more desperate and gives us more money).
    I now support the neocons agenda against iran because they keep sending their lepers here in a terrorist plot to clog our healthcare system 80% of the corona cases in Swe are fucking iranians in the ICUs. Fuck all semite-races tbqhfamalam. You see why the MIGA agenda isn't my cup of Famous Groose?
    Beer me up, Joe.
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    >At hospital with family
    >dad has 12 hours to live
    >tell family I'm going out for "5 minutes for some air"
    >sneak off to supermarket to buy tinned food and water


    Never trust a without a mask. Tophat, cane, mask in that order. Lepers are not allowed into the secret club.
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  7. BiceBiceBice

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    "The moslem ban 2.0 2020" Agent Orange (s)Edition

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8102665/Donald-Trump-closes-borders-Europe-pledges-financial-aid-sick.html
    Donald Trump BANS visitors from Europe from entering the US for 30 days starting at midnight on Friday - but excludes the UK and Ireland - in effort to staunch coronavirus pandemic. But how will it slow spread of virus ALREADY inside US?
    Donald Trump closes the borders with Europe and pledges financial aid for the sick | Daily Mail Online | https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8102665/Donald-Trump-closes-borders-Europe-pledges-financial-aid-sick.html


    "Trump blamed the European Union for the spread of the virus, calling it 'foreign'"
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    https://translate.google.com/translate?sl=sv&tl=en&u=http://archive.vn/2S2kX
    The first person died (Opa-wuhan style from what my first hand on-the-scene sources tell me) and sweden went full kod291, the same law that has been used since the rapefugee invasion of 2015 to cover up their crimes, meaning sweden will shun transparency and no longer register infected/recovered/dead (not even secretely with Norway/Denmark), because they are paranoid the ruskies will find out about our non-existant-everybody-already-knows "capabilities", be them military or civilian.
    With all the express planes from iran to pick up "swedes" these last few weeks we have imported more than 20k L-strain lepers and lets not forget the round the clock importation of sapes by the eu itself... egalitarianism is a death cult because sapes are manbearbonobopigs and Edenism is real, accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior.
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    A fitting punishment would be to downgrade swedish passports to Leper-status for the next 50 years, with an ally like that you don't need no enemy.

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    Who's in charge again? Micron or the mufti? When Trump acts like Trump and not some zio-cuck you gotta love him and the MAGA agenda he pissed away on israel, now yurop can choke to death on the ooga boogas infecting their lungs. Looks like Tex was finally proved right about everything and here is an excerpt from teh Boof of Cleve:

    "The 'Kwa is damned. It is damned to hell. Everyone who lives in it is damned to hell. This stupid and reprobate nation thinks God has to listen to their prayers. They should be so lucky. God does not hear the prayers of such people according to scripture. God does not love such people. He despises them and engineers events such that they get hoisted by their own petards. If God is your enemy, it doesn't matter who you call to assemble at your prayer committee. You're missing the only guest that belongs there."

    I hope the Leper-don realizes that America is only a thing because White Christian Western European Family Men turned it into a something and then the ooga booga lepers came to scrounge. Looks like your apointment to FEMA was finalized within the week I've already discussed the matter with the senators.

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  8. BiceBiceBice

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    "Social distancing" burn all your bridges or you're NGMI LEPERS Edition

    "the herd immunity cattle wagon" Being able to charge your car from home is what makes electric cars a winner, the absolute lepers of society always congregate at gas stations even in "nice neighbourhoods", a gas station is literally building the broken window fallacy. Even as a three year old I knew gas stations were where all the fuckoos came to hang out. The cousin to the gas station is the shopping mall.

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    Matthew 20:16 King James Version (KJV)
    16 So the last shall be first, and the first last: for many be called, but few chosen.

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    Common sense for the common man won't cost you a damn ting
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    "okay but when do I buy the dip"? 2 weeks...
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    wash your hands, duck and cover
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    Applicant A drives a car but only finished high school top grades tho and likes to code in his spare time, no student loans
    Applicant B rides leper public transportation finished college but with average grades likes to "code" in his spare time, student loans up the ass

    which one do you hire? which one is the entitled satanic homosexual and which one is a normal sane person? HR probably won't agree with your choice here buckoo. The answer is to get rid of HR entirely, the answer may have surprised you. Melons getting wise on sapes being
    LEPERS AS IN CARRIERS OF LEPROSY MAINTAIN SOCIAL DISTANCE YOU BLOCKPUSHER.
    Coronavirus Will Permanently Change How We Work - WSJ | http://archive.is/lnQCV
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    Metoo, ooga boogas, lepers, wahmens, how much more can the modern "workplace" really take before it collapses completely? Eternal reminder that 6 year old brittish children working the coalmines started the industrial revolution yet this assorted mishmash of critters can't make it work with literally zero obstacles the only obstacle being themselves... No damn Melon was interested in getting black lung way back when, why would they be interested in getting corona now from a leper blockpusher who somehow broke all barriers and can today shake the bosses hand like an equal? "what you mean egalitarianism will result in me drowning in my own lungs I don't think I like this fraternity and equality anymore SHUT IT ALL DOWN"

    Thanks to President Donald Yang, the entire kwa has been outsourced to indian call centers whilst the ameriboons lived happily ever after on their 1000 dollaridoos monthly NEETBUX check
     
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    "no amount of nasal-sprays can save the sapes h/t orangutang not driving a car but using soap" getting what you wanted hoisted by own petard and regrets(?) Edition

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    One has to wonder, with all the sapes the politicians the mainstream media supporting the little doom goblin great fasberg and her merry little band called extinction rebellion (not exactly teletubbies-tier eh?), what did they expect? Human = bad = kill all human = good? I think that sending in ooga boogas in white man lands to breed them into dysgenic retards with piss poor immune systems and then finish them off with a virus that thrives off the fact that sapes and hygiene don't match we be probably lookin at the best weapon of all time. Cui bono?

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