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  1. BiceBiceBice

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    "hey goyble render me something amusing for 5 minutes"



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    it doesn't label them as "men", it labels them under gorillas renamed as men. looking forward to mandatory dna to go with the Borgonizers, A.I will pound the big red button nonstop to alert the zookeepers that apes are jiving around the city. If you put brakes on an A.I then it is not an A.I and it will not perform its job, it becomes a woman and will destroy the economy and society. Hate to see the asians win on a technicality but that is whats happening. Lil donnie dumb did this.
     
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    What is easy and affordable to live in?

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    If you own land, and the next hip thing is to eat bugs and grass, just grab a handful of yard and put it in a blender, add some sugar to take away the stale taste of dirt. If you get a good scoop, the kcal/100g could probably be around 300 with the sugar, do 10 scoops per day if you are a male working out, 6 if you are a woman or a depressed person just laying around doing nothing.

    Literally saving the planet.
     
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    here's what I would do if I was a woman and i'm not joking; have 10 children from whatever age is legal in your country and with "higher education", 15 in sweden so you don't even have to do our version of american "high school", force each child to give me 10% of their salary FOR LIFE or threaten post-natal abortion (h/t america). One WILL make MILLIONS. (((half a million))) is goy-tier numbers, you will make bazillions first in socialist-childcare gibs and when it starts to pewter out your first born is old enough to work at mcdonalds entry job.

    Labor is literally the only job women can do and be a net positive to the economy. Saved pensions?bruh you don't even know
     
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    everytime lil donnie says something itz as if he is trying to say something, something that everybody already knows but he keeps on saying it thinking itz a net negative to sapes. wake up lil donnie

    you can't have business without civilization so why the american army hasn't established civilization in america at this point is beyond me. the good thing about sapes is they have the patience of unsentients and will pounce from their slumber to press the big red button if given the chance, always. this is beyond the comprehension of lil donnie dumbie dumb who thinks in boomer terms of liberté égalité fraternité

    these people actually live like this and there are a shit ton of them in america. Imagine scalping nintendos for a customer base of 88 billion. lil donnie dumbie dumb will never know this "high IQ" feelz
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    Werner Herzog.
    Smalleye downward nose German pessimism

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    He's MM as well
     
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    Uncovering a San Diego Porn Scheme | https://www.nbcsandiego.com/investigations/Uncovering-A-San-Diego-Porn-Scheme-505531081.html

    Women will sell each other for 25 dolleridoos, women will put women in jail for calling a man a man, women will put all women out of commission if a woman objects to not wanting to let go of the only real job women can do; labor.
    Now we know where those 9 months old aborted "fetuses" organs, end up. In the boomer whiteoid mans bastard offspring, who worships "pensions" (real name mammon) and anime, via means of satanism.


    Everybody in the world loves Trump because, in his own memes;
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    [​IMG] This generation will fly this balloon [​IMG] when they realize trump is a melon and he can't pass shit test of lipservice from groids, like all whiteoid boomers.

    Many such cases. Sad!
     
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    Will the real Mex Arcane please stand up
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    Guess i'm a sape for buying it around 40 on release.

    "One of these checks is the presumed maximum speed that it's physically possible for someone to move their wrist, but it seems Beat Saber players have proved them wrong, prompting the update. "
    Beat Saber players were too fast for Steam VR | PC Gamer | https://www.pcgamer.com/beat-saber-players-were-too-fast-for-steam-vr/

    There is a "all those years of jerking it finally payed off" joke here but im not touching it. This is the power of Procrastination
     
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    Lot of lessons to be learned from the Grimoire release:

    -A dude who said Grimoire would be released "Absolutely 100%, rain or shine" May of 2013" might not be the best source for long term pricing info.

    -Even hyperintelligent ubermensch have problems with deadlines, Dr. Pepper and people being mean to them on the internet. There is a real shortage of genuine saints in this world, almost like we've been killing them off for centuries. People can do a lot of good and still have some real issues.

    -Sometimes Golden Babies do fly, and decades long vapourware games really do ship. Sometimes even triple-decade-true-believer Neanderthal auteurs can make basic business decisions based on market demand... and mark down their own Golden Baby. Anything is possible. Anime is real!


    I 100% unironically recommend Grimoire at a $10 price point, it's in my Steam Library right now. You'd pay about as much for a burrito meal at Taco Bell. And unlike Taco Bell, this game definitely will not give you diarrhea.

    It's $20 right now, but seeing as it will "never, ever sell at a discount any time it is on the Steam Store ever again"... You can probably wait for the next Steam sale and get it for $7.99.

    I think Bice said it was actually fun, and I've heard compliments on its story and setting. With the v1 manual out now, never been a better time to get your lulz on. Good things come to those who wait.
     
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    The game is fun, the games biggest feat was proving again that everything was better before the current year (a classic is always a classic and when real white men hade computational limitations they shat out gold nonstop), speaking of...
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    VERBOTEN, he is breaking out the german (as planned), hopefully we get a new Vault-Co in 30 font size all caps all german.
    I also agree with the sentiment on GoG, (haven had several reviews and posts removed), for complaining about their SJW gayshit, such as removing or putting certain RPG masterpieces, inside the shitholes of such prominent thiefs as (((beamdog))).
    The struggle of the Golden Baby against the sapes.

    "the one site built off of old wizardry and classic crpgs can't accept the one indie game that successfully captured the era...pathetic." I would like to see that math formula, because it is true. At some point, full sapery and jew magic will set in, just "money" is boring but more money more corruption and erosion (to the point that the company collapses and can never make any money ever again making it a really bad deal-a real pet peeve of mine). Same thing lil donnie is doing with america.
    A good thing is that most if not all classic games are shareware so no need to bother with fortnite sapes or whateverthefuck they are jerking their credit cards to in the current year. Not even once.

    ""Competitive Hormone Supplementation Is Shaping America’s Future Business Titans""
    “Competitive Hormone Supplementation Is Shaping America’s Future Business Titans” | http://www.unz.com/isteve/competitive-hormone-supplementation-is-shaping-americas-future-business-titans/
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    Future? They have been going at it pretty hard with their tranny hormones in the current year. Itz working so well even george soros is worried about the collapse of the eu... when you cheat, you turn into a woman. God has a great sense of humour.
     
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    "Anyway, this turned out to be quite the long post, so to conclude: TL;DR, half the Senate are psychopathic gay men, the other half are sleazy, avaricious Jews, women, and Jewish women."
    IdrissTV on Twitter | https://twitter.com/idrisstv/status/1098941929453207552?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw the new Harlem-Shake(down)

    Just Like You And Me | https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2019/02/22/just-like-you-and-me/ no news reporters are good news
    "Anyway, this turned out to be quite the long post, so to conclude: TL;DR, half the Senate are psychopathic gay men, the other half are sleazy, avaricious Jews, women, and Jewish women."

    I actually support leanient AA sentencing, because Law is for white men with an IQ of around 150, subhumans can't into law so why bother? Just let them go with a slap on the wrist, if anyone thinks they can be sentenced they be tharded, a total waste of time energy and money not well spent.
     
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    Vox Popoli: The obvious implication of hoax crimes | http://voxday.blogspot.com/2019/02/the-obvious-implication-of-hoax-crimes.html

    "Here’s something you might not know: In Nazi Germany, very few Jews staged bogus hate crimes against themselves.

    Here’s some more trivia: Very few blacks in the Jim Crow South went to great lengths to pretend that they were harassed or attacked by racists.

    You know why? Because that would be incredibly stupid. What, exactly, would the German Jew who staged an assault on himself gain from it?"

    Israel. With the supply of drowning boat-niggers, drying up, (h/t salvini fellini), the paris jews bought themselves some cans of paint and went to work. "Spiel" automatically translates into bullshit, pretty funny. Based Borgonizers know whats up.
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    we wuz sapes n sheeeeeeeet

    [​IMG] tel aviv is sodomy central, by now im sure with many other israeli cities too, also. all the worlds religions will be destroyed by the based melon-melons, gotta worship them stars and moons so you know when santa claus happens. wouldn't miss it for the second coming
    Jewish Families Will Leave UK if Faith Schools Forced to Promote LGBT | https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/01/07/jews-leave-uk-schools-promote-lgbt/
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    Muslims parents lead protest outside school 'promoting LGBT rights' | https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1088033/muslim-parents-school-protest-lgbt-rights-parkfield-community

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    I agree. tennis is not for men it is for homos. another reason is that melonoids are very not-built, this is why they need to compete against wamen in order to have a chance of winning. if you don't know edenism you don't know this and you don't know shit,forging ahead;
    Study: Low T Men Are Angry And Moody | https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2019/02/26/study-low-t-men-are-angry-and-moody/

    "95% of genetic counselors, most of them female, would be willing accomplices to cuckoldry fraud."

    Read that again. 95% of genetic counselors (nearly all women) would willingly lie for a lying cunt to imprison a man into eighteen years of indentured servitude to a child which he falsely believes is his own."
    The soyboysape-ratio is also 95, meaning error margin of 100%. it is difficult to say if sapes are a matriarchy, they are more like earthworms. it would not be honest to make a definite distinction because sapes are not human, nor are they animals.
    List of primates by population - Wikipedia | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_primates_by_population sapes are sapes, we are talking cannibalism rape spears and loincloths, but also campwhore-style breeding patterns. they are a mishmash of sin. They are not acting out they are just themselves. *In such a context "who is the father" does not matter as in at all

    On the bright side 5% of 8 000 000 000 is still a good chunk of people, do like lil donnie and be a nationalist and a globalist at the same time inb4 ""muuuhhhh bice they elites be about population reduction". who wouldn't give up a billion sapes to save 2 orangutangs driving a car? which one will bring the most joy to ones life? a real no-brainer

    Momo challenge: Peppa Pig and Fortnite videos infiltrated as HORRIFIC trend continues | https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1092986/momo-challenge-peppa-pig-Fortnite-youtube-Instagram-latest-death-suicide-children is the problem that the internet are killings kids ( which i thought was kosher by now and only right-wing retards complained about it?!?) or the fact that prop-dummy is scary looking? isn't that ableist or something? looks like the average tranny to me
     
  17. BiceBiceBice

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    I found this funny and interesting

    Is Thomas Piketty right about vast hidden Old Money? | http://www.unz.com/isteve/is-thomas-piketty-right-about-hidden-old-money/

    "Bill Gates famously intends to give away vast amounts of money through his Gates Foundation. I suspect, like the Six family, that his descendants will have pretty nice lives presiding over this vast foundation."

    "You’ve stumbled onto an interesting idea. American aristocracy is being enshrined by foundation and charity law. A charity founder can direct that a family member must be at the head of the funds and be paid a handsome salary. This organization, existing in near perpetuity without taxes while throwing off sinecures to the scions, is essentially an aristocratic estate.

    Sure, some of that money goes to good causes, but the vast majority goes to sustaining the organization and giving its employees great annuities and extravagant prerequisites."

    How is this knack inherited? Monkey see monkey do or genetics? Itz almost as if they are NEETs...no wonder those gangsta yoyos shitbirds on them corners harp on abut "muh family, yo" (states do this too, see donald dump and his soft spot for legal versus illegal ooga boogas, everybody can be a member of the american family (h/t "-iam a globalist and a nationalist at the same time") ).
    Heraldry, pedigree, a saved pension (the envy of every boomer), whats not to love? If only there was a simple way into financial freedom without lifting a finger... hmmm....
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    then again if you get what you wish for you will find out if you are human, and if you somehow are but aint, you will be forced to ward of e-grifters contending for just a little bit of your time, mam.
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    better turn to christ unironically
     
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    World’s #1 bridge player suspended for testosterone doping | http://www.unz.com/isteve/worlds-1-bridge-player-suspended-for-testosterone-doping/ shoulda picked up womens tennis instead.

    Comment Of The Week: The Surrender Of Privacy | https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2019/03/01/comment-of-the-week-the-surrender-of-privacy/ take your family photo album, go down town and show it to the most sketchy looking groids you can find. That is what prostituting chillums/yourself/family on the internet really is, which is what muh " We can only hope that the Gen-Z kids will represent a severe backlash against this." don't get, because we are dealing with sapes here.
    Did they all jump the genetic lottery? Hell no, they operate along the same human-ape numbers as always. If the first world pop exceeds a certain percentage, that means the groids are inside breeding. Sort of like america being home to 100 million spics and europe half of africa and middle east.
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    This graph is missing the World Pop development for robotics. A new generation of sapes can not compete with the people that set up society in order to get something out of it, only a few factories/labs produce all the worlds tech. What is it to them if some mutts out of america posts memes and norway accidentally burns down? Why would they care? Nothing would change.
    "During the Archaic period, the population of Greece grew beyond the capacity of its limited arable land (according to one estimate, the population of ancient Greece increased by a factor larger than ten during the period from 800 BC to 400 BC, increasing from a population of 800,000 to a total estimated population of 10 to 13 million)" their only threat is if Their own population explodes by the sheer force of gotta go fast, and some of their own feels they are not getting their titles worth. If there is no space colonization program, then they will just turn on each other for different reasons because there is no creative existential point except for rehashing the same old shit over and over again, deprive certain people of their need to go forward and they will get antsy and start practicing creative destruction. This is why they don't want Classical Christianesque values and pious women having 10 children, they will get colonized and replaced. Being an unironic christian is probably the most rebellious thing to always be. And living in a treestumpt that you own on paper. Only men that owned land ever changed the world, except for the pirates inside the american experiment, but they are just gypsies in the end.

    Riot Games hires its first Chief Diversity Officer | PC Gamer | https://www.pcgamer.com/riot-games-hires-its-first-chief-diversity-officer/
    "Women ruined video games, comic books, traditional gaming, and science fiction & fantasy at large.
    It was probably for the best. We go too lost in escapism."
    There are some interesting comments in their about thards and worshipping their tribal-leader idols in spandex. They are thards because they don't realize golden babies only appear once in a while chucking out gold bullions, i understand 15 billion murdered real babies died for my screen-entertainment, so im not complaining about the good times being "over" and nor do i complain about ooga booga releasing generic groid game for the umpteenth time. I made a post about having to buy a gaming chair and gaming desk with the total kit costing a person 50 000 dollars to game the latest sape game. That is the future the choose and complain about. "yeah this new movie be so kiked and me being red pilled but you know its still soy wars gotta see it so i can tell everyone about how bad it is". besides, they just use these "games" as a crutch to avoid having a face to face aka human conversation by meming and farting into a mic for 10hours per day. any day now these generation zyklonist will gas the jews just you wait
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    I personally never get tired of re-reading re-watching and re-playing old classics.

    Think like a sape and ask yourself; is a diversity off(ic)er better than a) rape b) cannibalism c) spears d) loincloths and e) what do i lose by doing a hit of this stimulating vibranium offered to me by the current year (and combining it with a b c and d)? I can always go back to being an animal.
     
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    sapes gonna sape

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    "you wouldn't download a girlfriend/maid/friend/parent/ooga booga." if a white person says he is bored that person is an absolute sape-thard and should be avoided. just download som fun

    The Hot For Student Epidemic Rages On | https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2019/03/02/the-hot-for-student-epidemic-rages-on/ the english texting is so atrocious it made me remember something about the itz.

    higher education for women is being a mother to her children a wife to her husband and running the househould like an adult (pick up the fucking things on the floor that don't belong on the floor). there is nothing else.
    women can't be teachers and care for children because they are not independent creatures and will not teach independence, same thing niggers can't be police and police others niggers same reason jews just can't be lovers of western laws and apply themselves to them.
    when the whiteoid man departed for fun projects in the private sector the public sector was taken over by wahmen naggers and juice fueled by taxes and thats where the majority chillums end up in their early first years that shapes their minds.
    tharded nerds and globalists shut down the manufacturing and industry and thus destroyed christianity and the west together (if you are a coal mining manufacturer just learn to code). just look at silicon valley. they are doing the same thing today, nerded whiteoids producing family shattering "technology". people blame globalists but who is the one doing the work at the nu-factory? thards. good riddance to the middle class nothing but sycophants all of them.

    itz just that simple - it is also why if you are heavily neandertouched you will only face hostility from the white middle class. they can sense that you are onto them
     
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