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  1. BiceBiceBice

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    what a madman
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    le pen = nationalist
    macron = nationalist but also french supremacist
    since the french way of life is superior to everyone elses, according to the french, itz not rocket science why he won. problem with such policies however is that your subjects turns your capital into 75% not huiwhueyte, as is the case with paris. china is nationalist and imperialist, they have tentacles everywhere meaning they can dump their undesirables and threats to the party, only a brainlet say china fucked themselves with one child policy when they are dumping 200million men in africa.

    the only thing that makes sense is being a treestump patriot, and when outsiders appear you put on your brittish teeth along with your hunchback kit from the amazon halloween selection.
     
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    Do you know Jair Bolsonaro, the president-elect of Brazil? He is very similar to Trump in his ideology
     
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    After 6 million hours in GIMP, I have created a completely new comic all by myself!
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    Every Issue is just one page for suspense, for the low price of 1 doller. And before you go go, let me just quote one of humanities greatest legit geniuses; Good Artists Copy; Great Artists Steal - Pablo Picasso
     
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    The adventure continues
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    This is the "non-canon" version where blockhead eventually WINNZ

    Also, my estimates say that I am missing 77dollars judging by the number of registered members and the price of this comic I made all by myself, so that will be this many dollers today total of 144. You can cash me on my social-thot account @ XXX instead of BBB. Thank you.
     
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    calling your customers incels reminds me of (((aaa))) studious calling their disappointed customers entitled (and incels)
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    Is it really news that TV shows shows how not to act (or how you can't act aka cartoons), because that instantly creates excitement? Really? The beginning of the Sopranos is literally "there are no more values and without values morals ethics not even the Mafia can run an operation". Itz almost as if idolatory of man made idols turns into tragedy and then you get the drama people want to watch.
    If we tell children that they can't fly like Superman and can't fight like Batman, should we not then also tell double digit IQ sapes that you can't be carrie bradshaw in real life? This is just "smoking kills" on ciggies and another win for Edenism, sapes gonna sape unironically.

    "“It was like pulling teeth to get him to talk about not feeling well,” Mr. Sosa said. “He just thought he was having symptoms related to getting the flu shot.”" When americanos have banned guns, they will be shot by the flushots. Not even once.
    José Peralta, First Dominican-American Elected to New York State Senate, Dies at 47 | https://www.nytimes.com/2018/11/22/nyregion/jose-peralta-dominican-american-senator-dead.html

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    That video is gaming at itz best. This is guerilla "you can't come" Cartman Land tactics PR to get people to play a game that just reedemed itself. When a papercut is a biohazard you need to bring out the big guns.
     
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    Giant PENCE WINNING thread only needs one entry and then itz done. We need 8 years of Pence after Trump to hammer this gospel into the head of every man, of course it will be done unoficially but i'm talking changing the constitution here, as in the first fucking point of order. There will be patrolling.
    Or, just r̶e̶i̶n̶s̶t̶a̶t̶e̶ re-emphasize in BIG FUCKING BOLD LETTERS what it actually says, American citizenships are open for good white males of good standing. Itz literally right there. Fuck that mason pagan-larper shit they just snuck it in there like that french statue in jewtropolis, the faggots.

    Future looking so Nobilid I don't even have to present the way. The john deer autoharvestbots will run on carburant consisting of bankids gayjews and globohomo mishmash.
     
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    If Danes were based *scoffs* they would not drag them into denmark to begin with
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    (but itz pretty funny - for all the MUH WHITEDEVILS the ooga boogas still trusts him! kek! be prepared to swim again you filthy animals)

    the same line of reasoning can be applied to the french with very little backstory;
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    Vox Popoli: What civic nationalism hath wrought | http://voxday.blogspot.com/2018/12/what-civic-nationalism-hath-wrought.html "Of course the United States "will become like the other countries of the world." How could it possibly fail to do so, now that it is mostly inhabited by people from those other countries?"

    People complain about America going to war against country x, but nu-mericans are just goys from all over the world, so are they not within their right to do so? If the Ooga booga lobby wants regime change in boogastan, again are they not within their rights to do so, if they are mericuns, to direct the war machine (with some money to grease the lobbies)? Do they not have that right?

    What does a robot worker want? Electricity, no fucking bullshit office politics that spills into ethnic cleansing and war. They might take your jerb but they won't take your country, and that will save you a lot of money amongst other things.
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    The brittish government still wanting to be part of macaronis french eu shitshow, it must be some new form of comedy by the still living members of monty python. Just to be autisticly clear and thorough here, there is no european union to even join, but global logistics still exist since shipping was invented way back when. Is it really surprising that the continental scum dropped the baguette and conjak here? I mean Really?!?

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    Bice, I'm starting to think your posts in this thread don't count as humor anymore.
     
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    This is a new form of humor called sapia abstracticus, the joke is of course that such a simple organism can not organize nor can it scheme an organization into being by conceited goodfeels "thinking", hilarity then and thus ensues. Everytime.
    However one does not get the last laugh with these people because their "rock bottom" is pic related, they are happy living like this with no complications. All sapes can live like this, this is why it is important to educate autistic people* that white people are sapes too, the whiteoid mishmash atheist-pagan thugmug. I find the resistance to the concept of the genetic lottery (only ended, permanently, with proper edenism implementation) particulary strong amongst americans. Who also suffers most from it.

    It seems that the concept of the village idiot(s) was not imported to the new world, to their hilarious own detriment and subsequential downfall. They have no intention of changing anything in a sincere manner, just like the french.

    A 'white tribesman' was seen with a a group of Papuan cannibals in 1969,
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    Canada is a great example of this, or Pozzchongistan as their new overlords call it. Sell off all of your real estate and land to chinese instead of passing it on as heritage, gas all your chillums with fentanyl, distract the survivors with legal weed and asian cartoons for kids, for the mentally stunted western weeaboo-manchildren. Profit.
    I could talk about canada but I don't, having seen it years ago with my own eyes it was already at stage 5. They are simply dead now.

    Diversity means becoming a stranger in your own country. Selling off land might net a few buxaroos in x-years, but in xx years that is already a monetary loss and starting to count in xxx-years well. Do the math.
    It bothers me that these people are not even good @ value in general, really as in at all. A truly intelligent kaveman will run both the obesity and the anorexia clinic, the stop smoking center AND the start smoking center, knowing damn well that sapes are born geneticall deficient hindering being normal and happy, and a non-detriment to reality itself. This is the tycoon-pill where you shuffle sapes instead of coal into the blast furnace of satan. You can't touch a turd without getting shitty, but extracting resources to build a bunker to save your chillums might be a necessary evil.
    Vox Popoli: So much for "hard-working" immigrants | http://voxday.blogspot.com/2018/12/so-much-for-hard-working-immigrants.html the ooga booga mishmash is not the fabled egyptian-worker of old, it just leads to "white man succesfully integrates into cannibal social". So what the fuck is the game of the elite? Did they just WIN because they shitlighted the stock markets during the battle of waterloo, like a lucky thief winning the Powerball lottery?!? Sooner or later we need to start asking questions and now is a pretty good time.

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    Here is some basic humor on the same subject:
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    One could say that the way of the sape is the exact opposite of the way of the Nobilid. Always wrong in the most destructive harmful way possible instead of ********************************************************** (censored by jean-clown "the EU" clunker)
     
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    As they say in america
    This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events, locales, and incidents are either the products of the author's imagination or used in afictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental
     
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    French students 'humiliated by police' | https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-46481397 Macaroni ain't backing down, isn't teaching the youth how to behave what people claim to crave?!? Go vote for policies like an adult when you are an adult, tomorrow he will club the heads of the french rural and suburban retards with 100k law enforcement personnel. "Screw your optics im going in".
    We have a saying in sweden that children should be seen and not heard, that applies to mental children as well such as women all non-whites and retarded whites. BASED!

    How is the macaroni not acting according to the wishes of the internet? What if he really is a genious? Would china be where it is today if the peasants didn't slaughter 60 million backwards chingchongers and squased the tianamen square protests? China being a democracy western euro style with 30 parties? Laughable, there would not be a china then.

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    One way or the other, all the retards, leftist centrist rightist, will get it clubbed into their heads that there is always authority and prople will always have to pay taxes for it, the only battle is between what it takes to unite people into some semblance of cohesion; and multimishmash societes can only exist united by one currency and one set of rules enforced strongly.

    Tomorrow the macron will gain all of the EU, there will not be any social strife allowed divisions of religion/culture/ethnicity, white man black jew man fedora larper gaymer mutt-man, all of them will comply to the taxes imposed on them and they will all shop with the euro. "yeah well real communism/national socialism/roman empire-imperialism wasn't harsh nor authorian it was a paradise". Lmao! You can't just have trashy mutt-plebes wanting everything for free! That's just common sense.

    My personal wish for the eu-superstate is that we bring back all industry and have it really smoggy and comfy, or steamy and art deco-steam punk as we Nobilids say, the average lifespan of an industrial worker should be 5 years, this way a lot of people can have the same job and the sapient-plebes will be happy over being of use to their betters, a small honest wage to buy potatos for. Besides, we are going back to horse because the climat you know so can't protest the gas price then.
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    This is a man who is willing to take Europe-OID into a new age, compare that to the orange idiot in white house.
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    The sape wants everything for free so he can overload the system and crash it, going back to this comfy existence as a cannibal headhunting rapist. This is why you can only run an empire on autistic people and robots because both of them have a natural revulsion instinct of non-society. Of course, without this critical knowledge, both europe and america will fall just in different ways.
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    The planet can support 88billion thal-hybrids, however...
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    It just seems to me that someone lied when they said being the "leader" of something in society is the most desirable position everyone should strive for aka "everyone is a genious but at the same time they can't make their bed nor wash their penis".

    What if you need the sape population to breed via miscarry real human beans that are doomed to cater to a life form that "never dreamt a sail", who lives in a fish tank decorated by someone else because they sure as shit did not invent this scenario for themselves again they are cannibal rapist headhunters.

    You just can't reach a conclusion that satisfies the point because there is no point. Sapes not even once. Another win for the TQ.
     
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    NYT: Sir James Dyson’s “antiquated and at times offensive views on ‘racial differences’ and Japanese culture” | http://www.unz.com/isteve/nyt-sir-james-dysons-antiquated-and-at-times-offensive-views-on-racial-differences-and-japanese-culture/

    "Whenever we went there, we thought you had to learn to behave like a Japanese person, you know, bowing. What I quickly learned is that’s not what they wanted from us at all. They wanted our eccentricity and difference. So, I carried on being an Englishman."

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    That didn't thake long, must be some kind of surrendering record even for the frenc!you know what we call this in the business? a big fat nothingburger
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    the next industrial revolution right now, as in right right now, is for those smart enough to realize you can live your life comfortable in a high tech treestump. otherwise, you just have to duke it out in sapetropolis getting stumped by the man. I don't understand why they say "muh pouvoir d'achat" when I can find tons of resources on how to get food/clothes/housing for free or next to nothing, in france and especially paris. I guess that "let them eat cake" was a quip from someone who unironically knew the entitled french mentality, which they could be enjoying right now had they voted le pen instead of macron who wants to house another 500million ooga boogas in yurop.
    This is everyday life in a multibalkanized shithole.
    Voyageurs Wolf Project | https://www.facebook.com/VoyageursWolfProject/posts/347276326097723?__tn__=-R it is hard to sympathize with peoples who go above and beyond to prove nature wrong.

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    Guess he can hang his hand on the wall as a memory over how he fought over the injustice of having to shop around for the best price over cucumbers also something about being too much of a goodboy to vote for a president that would have made these protest not happen inte the first place. You need a very high IQ to understand the French.

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    It seems that the whiteoid-man finally found solace in white sharia. As a bonus you even get the conjak because it is considered kosher, white sharia only seems contradictory if you ask questions, so don't do that, citoyen. Rurual and suburban retards btfo.
     
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    "macrons optics are looking pretty bad right now"

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    Sapes follow the sape with the biggest stick. Making chillums eat gravel literally, maiming people to the left right and center (hehe), re-enacting scenes from schwindlers list the list goes on. "Screw your optics im going in". Absolute madman. I hope he becomes the hitler of europe then everyone who proclaimed to be an authorian socialist (nazi/commie) can whine and bitch and moan all they want. Who champions the paris climate accord to make the earth literally clean and green (white) again? Macron. It looks to me that the white man is going to have to do a global intervention in shitholes under the pretext of saving the rainforest or was it pandas?pollution?fuck whatever we going in for the children. Very happy about being a frenchboo instead of a retarded racemixing weeaboo.
    I guess all of you who went all in in chingchongs and feral groids feel pretty stupid right now.
    Even by the standards of poor countries, India is alarmingly filthy | https://www.economist.com/leaders/2018/12/08/even-by-the-standards-of-poor-countries-india-is-alarmingly-filthy

    "The gilets jaunes protests were sparked by an eco-tax on fuel due to come into effect in January and are named after the yellow high-visibility vests French motorists are obliged to carry in their vehicles in case of an emergency." VOFF!!! Thats some bad optics! Every western media outlet showed nothing but white people chimping out, thats what you deserve for hating the environment.

    "Emmanuel Macron is set to address the French people early this week after a fourth weekend of violence on the streets of major cities left the president under intense pressure to prove to protesters his government, accused of being arrogant and out of touch, is listening and to stop further destruction."

    Stopping the destruction of the planet is more important than listening to some french rural and suburban entitled retards, their list of demands reads like the communist manifesto. Arrogant, a true Autisté more like. Isn't this what the rural and suburban-internetters want? Running the numbers in a computer? Hell China would have space colonies right now if the peasants had slaughtered 200 million instead of a puny 60. Less sapes more progress. Do the math.

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    Remember that petrol-groid hybrid that won the presidency in Brasil? Me neither. Just another brick in the pyramid wall. "i'm going to obstruct and fight the system by racially handicapping my offspring and commit genetic suicide take that jews!", you need a very low IQ to understand the thard. Real men don't have children and marry women twice their age.
    The future of society is looking so bright i'm not even going to be there.

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