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  1. BiceBiceBice

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    Itz a damn good thing that selective breading does not exist among humans and that we are all exactly the same. Anyone else feeling those damn swell globohomo gayplex vibes?

     
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    Kavanaugh Accuser's Classmate: 'That It Happened Or Not, I Have No Idea' | https://www.npr.org/2018/09/20/649787076/kavanaugh-accuser-classmate-that-it-happened-or-not-i-have-no-idea?utm_source=twitter.com&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=npr&utm_term=nprnews&utm_content=20180920

    "In my [Facebook] post, I was empowered and I was sure it probably did [happen]," Miranda told NPR. "I had no idea that I would now have to go to the specifics and defend it before 50 cable channels and have my face spread all over MSNBC news and Twitter."

    "Miranda noted on Twitter that she did not have "first hand knowledge" of the incident."


    "Yeah guys, it totally happened, I was there, fuck that guy amirite #metoo... Wait, you want to take this accusation seriously? What?!"

    RESPEK WAMEN
     
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  5. BiceBiceBice

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    Here is some sweden for yous.

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    "sd, boomer cuck culture nationalist yadda yadda, supports andreas norlen for Talman, the swedish version of house speaker (think paul ryan), one of the (hidden) architects behind DÖ 2014-2018 (2018-2022), DÖ the name given to a monolith one state party designed to exclude ebil SD who got a hitler-whopping 12% in the 2014 election, leading to full gratuitous code red to seize power, because muh hitlers."

    "so that means they are supporting the man that fucked them in the ass once in secret, and now ,knowingly, does so again, but this time openly?".

    Yes. "well that sounds pretty cucky too me!".
    It sure does, itz just that this time the SD party will give the swedes what they want, just like Fredrik Reinfeldt did when he got butthurt over his ministers being fired by the press essentially, for not paying our TV-license fee (i am not making this up). He thus then decided to fuck the swedes by giving them what they wanted, niggers and socialism. A spited and scorned Melon, that one.

    SD started in Skåne, which is now 85% SD meaning Jimpa is basically the president of 1/4 of the swedish landmass worth a damn, the rest of the percentages are niggers and homosexuals from the northern parts doing drug university in SKåne-land, city slickers.

    So, and yes, you guessed it, they learned from the best (Reinfeldt), and have given the DÖ-mensch the greenlight to deal the final niggerblow to sweden, crippling it forever, to save their own nation, Skåne.

    Thusly, this might seem at first glance like a tharded move, by the cucked-jimmie, but it is a real game changer by one who has learned the game.

    "that is a nice story but why bring it up here in this thread, shouldnt you be posting this in your shitsmerking thread or some other... thread".

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    Like two pees in a pod!
    You don't need to be Eden pilled to practice jew-jitsu, but you will know why it works and why it is a thing. Give the globohomos enough buttplugs and watch them stuff their fat fucking shitholes and enjoy the shitshow.

    Itz definitely happening.
     
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  6. BiceBiceBice

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    This is a good one, a more straightforward rebus I guess.

    + Teen Suicide Is Rising, And Here’s Why | https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2018/09/22/teen-suicide-is-rising-and-heres-why/

    How Dare the chinese goobernment do what all goodly white folks in the west, do?!? This is good weight to the "fuck wypepo", argument. Does this mean normies are anti-government now, in all walks of life? It is almost satire like "Idiocracy", of the west by the chicoms.

    Press banana to perform brain surgery, press like to win.
     
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    Here is some "OC", as the chillums call it.
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    I would like to request this topic for the poadcast, too. I unironically find it problematic if I one day log in to find that all my games have been forcibly altered in the globohomo gayplex agenda. Sorry no refunds!

    Also no you can't add me on Steam, I only play single player for my own amusement, rome 2 total shart not being one of them however. Tex was right about Grimoire, throwing in the tell tale "game" debacle here too, damnit Tex was right about everything.

    Some random said it best: "Get raped and stop appropriating my hobbies for your own sick agenda."
     
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    Total War: Rome 2 is getting review-bombed on Steam because of women generals (Updated) | PC Gamer | https://www.pcgamer.com/total-war-rome-2-is-getting-review-bombed-on-steam-because-of-women-generals/#comment-jump they are still going at it with new comments, the whole thing looks like a pr-firm going "hello fellow gaymers" and "we gaymers can and know better" and, also, "INCELS!!!".

    The fact of the matter still stands, something once said by some old jew about going back in time and making everything out of africa. If you don't keep it real you lose your soul and everyone around you will be an NPC, which ties into the Bankid way of life: They win if you don't pozz, they win if you pozz, so the best you can settle for is a tie.
     
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    Got a note down for the next podcast, should be starting back up next week.
     
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    Kevorkian debacle explained to a thard; Trump raped all women by enabling someone accused of a alleged crime 6 million decades ago, this is in no way connected to the accused, itz Trump, he raped them and now he is raping them again. This is why normies are pic related;
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    Kevorkian explained to an Edenist; Trump set this whole thing up to have free reign to discuss trade with countries, he even mentioned in the presser about this and how they the media were welcome to sit in his lap at the meetings buth nah, muh rapist gotta focus on that 100 percent. Why go to an adult meeting (BORING!) when a gossip-roastie managed to scramble the entire state into action by a "he said she said", rumor.

    It might look like a loss but the chaimstream with all channels might get an audience of 2 million total worldwide, lower than a re-run of a Steve Urkel episode.

    And then BLAM!repealed faulty laws; 1965, all weapons bans and witches getting the death penalty for killing children, or at the very least a social one, you just can't fucking sit there yapping about how murder is a virtue and a socialist right, you will spoil the dinner and errebody hates your company. Which however is the whole sapient deal, they will fight for their rights to The death, people always got the semantics on that wrong.
    We will see a new trail of shekels, watermelons and hair-dye. Itz going to be glorious.

    Here is another for the padcast, I really liked the bit about public screwl, talk about it some more! Today in Sapetopia, a suburb of Jewtropolis.
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    What Aeoli said about hitjobs, can also be used to get out of a contract.
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    If a woman can shanghai the whole of society to obstruct/be stronk and powerful/gossip about what sets men off and shuts down the order of the day, and men let her do it, she will despise those men, abort her unborn and kill off her born along with the men by way of importing 4 billion groids. America is being shit-tested pretty hard right now, but this isn't about reigning in women itz about woking men to the fact that metoo never went away by unleashing women, and women in the workplace and in public is a meme. Roastie see roastie do, it is the exact same thing as the real problem with pornography, watch enough hours of suck on penis, and pretty soon you will have gamed yourself into a penis sucker.
    There is a sucker born every minute, as you americans say.

    Women belive that this is real honest labor. This is work. We all know the work-ethic of groids, but they sort of do the job, women never do the real job. Never. Ever. Then they ask for handouts and "i was raped by the orange waiting for the bus", as the excuse as to why those papers weren't filed and the company had to file for bankruptcy. This is how the communist chinese will kill off the american steal industry, a heads up to Aeoli and his good on paper sound plan but beware, women love virtue signalling in hardhats even the bridge comes down killing innocent chillums.
    One million deaths is a tragedy, a single statistics - every womyn ever

    What happened when bill clinton raped interns at the white house? Nothing, as long as he sold out america to the communist chinese and gave women a chance to Participate In The Story somehow, as twisted as that may seem to a thard.
    What happens when Trump does the opposite? The media goes apeshit, roasties pissed at not being flirted with because they are unmoral whores of babylons and hambeasts, a real curveball of culturalmarxism smack dab in the american shithole. Old Tricky Dick was greasy enough to delight in that greaseball. He knew that society will rape you, better go along with it and not make a fuss.

    Again, not sexist vs being sexist, Bankids win, so you either settle for being a cuck and womyn jews and ooga boogas toy around with your little Civilization, or, grow a pair, because either way you wont lose and wont win, as an average joe. If you carry yourself with grace you will go out in grace, and the opposite is death in the gutter from alcoholic shame of never standing up for the truth, along with being eaten by cannial groids. Those are the last best moments a soyboy can hope for unironically, that is a good circumstancial death sentence. The more melodramtic the better, you won't get peace and quiet with these people around believe that.

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    Women are just like Bankids but the opposite, they never win, and their soyboy staffers have only the armstrength to lower the draw bridge, when these geniouses combine their efforts, you get barbarians at the gates and inside the borders, and then they get all the attention they want. It all comes down to a few men that cares, and the few capable ones in the west don't. But you don't win, you will just have less amenities and Bankids will still have the same amount of money, with amenities. Not winning means not losing, because of the leverage built up over the years, the white man has a good stockpile of white man, I tried losing on purpose several times but just ended up winning more, and all you need to do is to turn to Christ just once. Nihilist people can't game God because providence is real.

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    America can stockpile 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 warheads but if everything always falls apart whenever roastie/jew/nigger/commusti spy/lgbqhtoetssstronkxirminorty says "LE WHITE MAN DID THIS", then there is no point in going on. If you are not strong enoug to put your retards in place, and for gods sake prosecute them and arrest them when they so openly and blatantly and shitglibbery run the errands of foreign nations trying to emasculate you, you can't respond as a shitcuck with a "yessa massah" shit-eater attitude, you will get totally slaughtered. <--- But again all of this is a big city problem, and we all feel the same about that, or soon will because this is not real honest labor, this is not real honest anything, this is the peak womyn-dream, itz peak jew and its also peak groid, being hobnobbed unknowingly because fuck it whatever slavery yo muh dick. But they will all die the same, why?

    The white man will win this because he has the armstrength to handle a shovel, thats why.

    This is the Trump Dimension, everyday you will have "le raped me", everyone will get fired, everyone will be a target, except Trump, they will climb over each others careers, but it escalated to their corpses by suicide out of social shame, and they still won't get him.

    This is why those city slickers says rural trump voters are retarded. This is their communist utopia dream of equality, and ifyou don't see why this staged event should have the time of day, everyday, well then you might just be a white man. Welcome to the club.
     
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    "Donald Tru... I mean dr.kevorkian raped me 35 years ago at the drug-fueled gangrape parties I went to. Tihi"
     
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    That "virgin vs. chad" meme is just nutty. The "virgin" in it is explicitly not a virgin, while the "chad" in it explicitly is a virgin?
     
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    I guess itz because he failed to raise his son into a homosexual atheist degenerate despite being the man of the house on paper ie registered owner, itz a technicality vs what is really happening.

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    "All of those are basic survival skills for living in an urban world. I'm a guy and I do a lot of those things because I don't feel like being murdered by a pack of colored folk." hehe because itz the truth.

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    "when you are so stronk you can't go 24 hours without social media"

    Scientists Wiped Out a Mosquito Population by Hacking Their DNA With CRISPR | https://futurism.com/the-byte/gene-drive-mosquitos-crispr good thing Edenism is made up fiction and Tex has been redirected to linkedin and the steam forum of Grimoire respectively.

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    In regards to Trumps rape-proxy, dr kevorkian, another aspect is that heffers are mad about the lack of attention ie catcall wolfwhistle, so the m2 debacle nets them the same thing, attention, attention whoring with life changing outcomes! A man deserves to have his life ruined if he Isn't man enough to be a sexist pig poonhound. Now why would they ever stop having seen the power bearing false witness on your neighbour brings. Wahmen in positions of power not even once. Itz satanic.

    Of course they do stop when the ooga boogas they lowered the drawbridge for stones them to death, or severely limits their way out of the household to their jerb where they can cause problems for everyone. Call it whatever you want, it always ends up the same way. And that's a good thing.
     
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    Just realized Bice already had the above image in a different thread. VIVA LA FRANCE
     
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    The first innate response a person should have is true but what itz all about is cucking people, defeating your enemy. A veteran soldier in the current year is the most cucked person that exists, it is the same for every western country, quite possibly every country on earth. If your warrior king is not right there beside you on the battlefield you need to start asking yourself some serious questions, and no, democracy for illiterade inbred iraqis is not the answer nor one of them or even close.

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    This man is on trial right now for being a white male, that is literally all there is to it. There are two people winning right now in the west, Donald Trump as president of the united states of america, and Bicebicebice, president of the republic of Treestumps. Here is another scalping tip while we wait to flip the playstation classic; the "i was raped by dr.kevorkian" t-shirt. Itz just a t-shirt with brett kavanaugh, the everyday normal guy white rapist, so therefore it is very spooky. It could be metoo or it could be youtoo. You never know.

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    I stole that one and no, I still don't know how to give out ratings because it was remade when I asked for new emoticons, maybe itz Adblock.

    I saw the segment live on where Macaroni visited the feral groid cannibal rapists, I rewinded the stream where he hugged the one wearing only his boxers, and it look even hella gayer, but I didn't have the heart to post it.
    Most world leaders are childless children thinking the world can run on socio-communist goodfeelz and along-getting, which lead me to a horrific discovery.

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    I still can't tell if this being is left, center or right. No, he is just the merged internetman, far from his suave chick avant garde "hacker"-roots, this man is the cool cyberpunk dystopia, he is the WINNER that remains when the sapes have been ran out of the hood, nobody signed up on the internet to talk about or even be involved in, in the latest cancer that has been ruining this place and society for the past 10 years. That means that the ironic muh white genocide tubers will get the guilotine last. We just can't have this shit around any longer in any capacity. Elon Musk must be insane to think that anyone would want to "merge" with this shit ffs, everyday is halloween on the internetz. What im saying is when you WIN on here, this is what you are left with, the same thing that started it all.

    You run the risk of becoming a merger of everything on here, if you even have a penis to wash after this is all over then consider yourself one of the lucky survivors. This is a serious post heed this warning.

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    One way or the other, society is gonna have to deal with the "treestump question", a hotter potato than even the holocaust at this point.

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    Why should cuckolds who pay to live in cuckold-concentration-camp-barracks *insert do anything here*? Why anything with these people? Why? Why why why?!? This is the NPC, this is the "win", or when even sapery fails. All of this is what happens to you if you are an agreeable person because if you listen to; wahmen chillums sapes groids jews npcs well then you will become one. This is the manifest dream of the internet, children needing diaper-dorms for the low communist price of robber-baron capitalism.

    Another easy win for The President of The Republic of Treestumps (yourstruly), and another sticky situation to "make sense of", for Ææ-dawg.

    This is the question of our time and you are participating in it right now. Itz over but at the same time it hasn't even begun. This is what happens if you live in a nice society. King of ones own Castle vs the biggest diaper-toddler in the sharted dorm.

    I look forward to Aeoli explaning this one. This is the way of the internettoid. I can't even ramble on because I don't even have enough words for it........................................................
     
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