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    Haha people should be nice to artistic people, I still remember the french revolution and hitlers rise to power. This is why computers are a very good tool at enmeshing spergs in digital genocides. Those skills might soon come in handy! God willing?!?

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    "Not gonna lie, former Macron voter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Macron crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let his gay lover get the nuclear codes."

    Looking a bit haggard tbqh.

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    I have actually taken Tex's words to mind and become a termite, a culture termite of multiculturalism. I don't even have to leave my computer in order to loot.

    This is a good one, whatever it takes to get children off the internet.
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    Joo law firm, founder was key in decriminalising faggotry in England, big supporter of Israel,big supporter of anti-Brexit nigger Gina Miller, and this is their corporate video:

    Law of Tomorrow | https://www.mishcon.com/law_of_tomorrow?autoplay=true

    Funny because they are so blatant about it all. It's sad that I dare not type 'counter-semitism' on Twitter these days for fear of arrest.
     
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    That's a bit lowbrow glosoli, when it comes to america nothing needs to be stated or forced, itz just everyday life:
    White woman calls cops on a black female for sheltering from a storm | Daily Mail Online | http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6017549/White-woman-calls-cops-black-female-sheltering-storm.html

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    Well, what can one Really expect from a service that lets you rent games at full price, never really owning them?!?

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    Can't tell if satire and too lazy to look it up. Everything is valid these days.

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    Expect Edenist membership surge.

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    Planning ahead for space piracy is a good thing. The other space piracy. Or can you download a shipment of data? Itz almost the same thing, space-space.
     
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    "You wouldn't download a spaceship. Don't download a movie." #dontcopythatfloppy
     
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    Details Surface About Chinese Spy Who Worked For Sen. Feinstein | https://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/2018/08/01/details-chinese-spy-dianne-feinstein-san-francisco/

    As a fellow white person, I scratch my head and wonder, what even are these people doing in America? Integration is a very nice word, successful means foreigners have established a permanent foothold in a country that is not theirs, and the natives must dance to their tune (and their ethnic interests) in all walks of life forever. It is the same problem as saying asian cartoons are superior to western and therefore their women too and it is not racemixing or being a good goy if I do it and besides the west has no reedeming qualities and it has failed permanently and is dead. This is why you don't rely on the masses for support in anything, they do not care about anything but the absolute present.
    "Integration" - occupation. Which is good in a sense because it destroys complaceny and living on old merits.
    Assmimilation - muttification.
    Racemixed - raceless.

    It is the whole feminine soyboy routine. They want the whole of society to be one degree more feminine than them, when everyone is a tranny, the barbarians they opened the draw bridge for will surely spare them on account of being wahmen. It really is no wonder why small groups of hundreds or thousands genetic kin can bring down empires of millions or extort them for 6 bazillion every day.

    That is the achilles heel of the jewish masterplan, the goys will sell them out first, hanging them from rope made of tied together pride flags. Live to die diddle another day, that is sapient prudence and foresight. This survival mechanism works, otherwise majority pan-evropa would be 1/3 "Roman", 1/3 "Turk" and 1/3 Mongol, which they aren't. If you are disgusted by your subjects you won't fuck em, but you will fuck em over for gibs. Both parties sort of gets what they want, except the jews of course, which is why their walk of shame is so damn long.
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    "On Our Radar": the media is run by trannies, no normal sane Man cares about that horseshit, their self-given right of authority is so repulsive when one looks at teh ingredients in the cuck-brew. "Invade Iran and don't forget to ape *current year whore* and buy those products, like and subscribe. Raise your child gender free, also don't forget to hate the kike on the stick. By Schmillo goldcoffer shekelbergrubinson". Itz just insulting at this point. Goys and Jews, not even once, i'd rather take the sapes.
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    They don't even have an intellectual leg to stand on, imma bout to start calling jews Goyim. That's how far they have fallen, back in the old days they could at least write an interesting and engaging text that didn't contradict within the opening paragraph. "How dare you call us an enemy of the people?!?"
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    Media is no longer truth - it is just membership conformity, wear your go... pride flag.
    Media is anti-white and run by (((globalist))) - as stated by Trump with no backing down.

    First there is a flip off. Then there is a push, and a shove, and a flying coke/beer, and then there is a gauntlet running back to the ivory tower, never daring to ever come down again. Just feebly typing in your cuck rag that people use as incendiary.

    People aren't interested anymore in "Pay for everything and own nothing (goyim)".
    EA and other major publishers are gearing up for Netflix-like game streaming subscriptions | PC Gamer | https://www.pcgamer.com/ea-and-other-major-publishers-are-gearing-up-for-netflix-like-gaming-subscriptions/
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    They didn't lose because they are jews, and can get expelled and fuck off to somewhere else, they lost because they dabbled for so long in goyism they turned into globohomos themselves, and thats fucking gay and won't lend you and credence nor give you a bigger E-Penis(The Way of The Nobilid).

    You're just a fucking loser and an idiot. Many such cases. Sad!
     
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    "4 New Reports to
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    Mosquito Bite Frequency
    Some people report getting more mosquito bites than the people around them. Whether or not you feel like you are a mosquito magnet, your genetics may play a role.
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    Fear of Heights
    Love heights, or hate them? New research at 23andMe has found genetic associations with the fear of heights.
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    Ability to Match Musical Pitch
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    Hair Photobleaching

    Ever wonder why your hair lightens in the sun? People with certain genetics have higher chances that long-term sun exposure can lighten their hair color, an effect called photobleaching."

    Itz just a matter of time before the puzzle spells "Legally NEET with a license to grift", on behalf of the government being anti-abortion of course, the NEET is very cheap in drift so to speak. Electricity, internet, hot pockets and soda from the craddle to the grave.

    We don't give civic duties to downies so why give it to people that don't want or can handle it? That is communism, especially when we have the data. This is why hate everyone involved in the "political scene" and why I finally have some good news from Absurdistan. Google Translate | https://translate.google.com/translate?sl=sv&tl=en&js=y&prev=_t&hl=en&ie=UTF-8&u=https%3A%2F%2Funv.is%2Fetc.se%2Finrikes%2Fsvagt-stod-bland-unga-den-hundraariga-demokratin&edit-text=&act=url

    "no objective goal" (lol), and with our democracy officially ending in 2014 when all parties formed on major block (apart from the inevitable "what is my vote worth when I am trumped-stacked by 10 ooga boogas for every 1 swedish vote?!?" ), it was bound to happen. My favorite funny is the shitlib "well liberalism only works in homogenic countries not right now in multitopia HEH", ignoring they were the ones that ushered the sapes in en masse thanks to muh liberty egality fraternity, a disgusting anti-life notion amongst other things, especially being completely untrue. I don't like the other big ape tribes because they don't like the things I like and want to not just take them away from me but kill me too, or worse drag you through the sapient-mud. Like purgatory but once you're out you just go straight back in again. This is the way of the sape.

    We may very well see the guillotine up on ye olde hill again, denying someone the human right, with data-backed status to NEET&Game, may very well provoke a revolt. This is why any sane ruler never employs wahmen when there is male unemployment, and appeases the Autisté-NEET with modest gibs. It is prudent,safe and sound.

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    I know there is a spoof of of that tycoon game where you run a concentration camp, and doom-wads where you play as Niggerkiller5000, but an actual dystopic game would be fun. These anti-sjw stories have always been at the heart of gaming like Vox said about shooting Space Invaders, or burning down your Sims house. You just do things sometimes you can't nor want to do in real life. All games are psycho-simulators but an actual honest attempt would be interesting.
    Instead of switching the humans for le meme zombies, just switch their inner beings so to speak, to zombie and keep the human skin. Then you have a game about Sapes i.e dystopic.

    Can you shoot innocent wahmen and chillums in original Doom? Hell no. Can you drown,explode starve wahmen and chillums in Tycoon games? Hell yes you can.

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    Americans have an aversion to democracy because it is for europoons. That is right and sound, but why then use that system, implemented in the worst way possible? What even is the vote about, in any general election? Mob rule? You start asking yourself too many questions.

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    I hope Trump not only said the word nigger but says the word nigger all the time. The more woke white man, such as myself (Way Of The Nobilid ™ ) switches up the "nigger" with the "jew" regularly, and many more comical derivatives, to stay woke and on the lookout for the next kryptonite to Civilization. Sapes, normies, goyims, globohomos, its not that they were invisible or anything silly like that, it is more the "evolution" of this critter that has taken so many by surprise, hence their numerous monikers.

    The Sape, homo-problematicus, of course being the most correct term. No matter how hard you try there buddy, people with a double digit IQ just aren't interested in what you are trying to say or convene. Try smileys or something instead. Press Coconut to erase harddrive and press Banana to print more money and Brawnd... I mean Monster.

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    Just the other day I watched on french state-tv how the number of pools has exploded from 70 k to around 150k I think it was, private pools. Two houses on the street next to me have installed pools too.
    I mean come on, of course big business supports these pride-freaks with money and views. It is extremely good for business. Money can't buy happiness, but it can but you a pool so your kids don't get aids and die from having had a swam in the aids dam.

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    There are three things one can do. Chronic the madness in a fun way (not done before), breed a better thard (never done before*up for debate/surely not in "our times") or create a 100% completely viable virtual craddle-to-the-grave way of life (not done before/not yet finished). There are no other "forgot the word here" that hasn't been done before.

    Lets just say that the Classic way of life will involve a lot less screens all over the place. The only "real" crux is that you need a machine to play games made for a machine. Sure the Eden Zine would be hard to come by but nothing is impossible.
     
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    We've reached the point where I am no longer sure if your screen-caps are real or parodies.
    What's the next stage I wonder?
     
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    Tjing-tjong vs King Kong.
    I, too, ask that question on the regular, in general and to myself as in "this is too far" or "this is too much", but when you reign yourself in they go even fuller retarder. I should have added what I mean in the last post is about what one can do on the computer, so to speak.

    If one onces liked the internet for the lulz, which I guess everyone did, and then don't like it anymore for the exact same reason, then that is a 30 year old boomer right there. But, itz JUST... sapes, not even once.

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    Isn't it interesting that Tex got blacklisted by google about one year before they shut down Alex Jones? I would like to request this for the next podcast. The internet in general is pretty much just communism now. There is not that much interesting stuff out there. I read old Tex posts and got memed into bying a french cheese of 250grams, this is day 4 of snacking. Now I just need to increase my dose of amino acids then I can start ripping into arnold schwarzenegger.
    But that is good because it will end where it started, people got their Vault or tree stumps, some got their ethnic solutions and some got their ethnic conclusion. And then itz right back to shooting the shit, because that it was people do for fun because it is fun.

    Not a single deathmurder-ideology practiced by humans in real life ever sprang from the internet, maybe meme-isis but that is CIA stuff. If anything the internet encouraged brainiacs into physical labor, because you actually game better if you are fit and reduce cost if you live in a shack/stump which decreases the need for 160h of work per month or whatever standardized thing you have in your cuntry.

    Itz bad mostly as in bad quality in general in everything but it is also good too.
     
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    "Globalization means that everything breaks at once"

    Itz almost like that perpetual communist revolution of 1969, which literally died with the berlin wall, but stuck around mentally with eu/un/random (((globalist institutions))), enforced by american armed goyim-military, wasn't going to stick around forever.
    Today the two biggest leading traitor parties in sweden said that we need to kick out criminal immigrants and shut down the borders. They know that the american military under Trump Will Not do a Balkan-style intervention, to back up the moslems and save the skins of the shabbas-goy whiteoid politicians/journalist/shills, when the European peoples rise up to seek righteous vengenance and retribution. They must not be allowed to die of old age surrounded by their loved ones, comfortably snug like a bug, as Tex put it.

    Social media will be our nuremburg, where they gladly plotted down detailed treason every damn day all damn day long, smiling as they went on thinking they were actually going to pull of a "white genocide".

    It will soon be time to update that wiki-article of the times and places jews were expelled from. This time they are in good company, it might get pretty crowded in Israel.

    That is funny. it is a stupid-criminal darwin award of a thing to do, announcing your crime before you were even able to pull it off, ( or for a short while since everyone knew it was you all along).

    The (((american))) news entity, so to speak, with their denounce-announce of drumphie, they will never give up. It is strange that the fight against (((fake news))) is so American, yet we are reaping the benefits here in Europe. The major talking heads are very quiet these days, there is a hostile climate where the former magical Press-Diplomat pass no longer works anymore, a lot of these "men" got themselves caught up in the #metoo debacle, much to no ones actual surprise. They know that the american military won't bail them out this time (which they have always hated anyways but when satan gets old he gets religious etc etc if just to save his own skin).

    The Swedish discourse is already. and until time itself stops, what is best for Kalle 5 and Lisa 7? There are a lot of names to give certain groups of people, it need not be said again, and to quote the beginning of our little venture:

    Oh, I've chosen my words carefully, Persian. Perhaps you should have done the same.

    Time to reap the compound interest of Treason, which all know dared call it.


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    I think this might be inherited, by the action of others, and now the cycle is coming to an end. All they had to do was leave some gold, some land, and not do what they did, how they spent their lives, a tall order for a boomer. The unironic boomer question is one hotter potater than the holocaust in my opinion. Itz real. As they say, you are living in one...

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    China is a communist state on paper. Venezuela is a sape-state, not socialist, even if that is Also true.

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    Spencer here is doing our oldest and greatest ally homo erecuts a favor here. He is not brittish, he is also not african-american. The republicukery, on why they always promise heil-hortler and expandes the negroid industrial complex, is because they are Bankids. It is good for them to have ooga boogas self admit to being slaves, as in "i'm brittish-slave". Now you have papers and can borrow money. As said, a cave man can not go broke, nor can a maasai in kenya. But if they are western citizens... never in ever have the damn niggers defended their own slavery so god damned fucking much as in the current year, they weren't that happy about it ever I think but now I don't know what to think. Ooga boogas want to be enslaved just like sapes. Many such cases. Sad!

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    "don't go to the hospital"
    "speak to your chillum for more than 30 seconds per day"
    "don't put chillum in public school (you wouldn't want to play a pub-game yourself would you?!?)"

    Itz really simple this stuff.
     
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    The news are not news, itz just gossip and the jew hating on white people and the weather, the stockmarket/house prices. That is literally all it is, which is why all who cuck to the will of the media end up getting shat on by all sides. Its such a cuck thing to do.

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    Will the eternal boomer wake up and redeem himself?
     
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