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  1. Boneflour

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    Women drivers! Give them the keys to the ship, and they can manage to run into another ship in the middle of the ocean. Shaking my head, I can't even.

    Tip: Pentagon Covering Up Fact That Female Officers Nearly Sank Navy Ship | http://theothermccain.com/2018/06/17/tip-pentagon-covering-up-fact-that-female-officers-nearly-sank-navy-ship/

    "...it was noteworthy that the captain and a couple of admirals were publically named, but not the actual officer in charge, the officer of the deck. (OOD) The other person who should have kept the Fitz out of trouble is the person in charge of the combat information center, the Tactical Action Officer. That individual is supposed to be monitoring the combat radar, which can detect a swimmer at a distance of two miles.
    Not until a year later, when the final reports are made public and the guilty parties have been court-martialed, does the truth come out.

    The OOD was named Sarah, and the Tactical Action Officer was named Natalie, and they weren’t speaking to each other!!!


    The Tactical Action Officer would normally be in near constant communication with the OOD, but there is no record of any
    communication between them that entire shift!"

    "Ugh, that bitch Sarah, she wants me to talk to her again? Tell her I'm busy. WELL FINE, THE SHIP CAN CRASH FOR ALL I CARE GAWD. Look I know that I have a job, I know, but MY FEELINGS ARE MORE IMPORTANT RIGHT NOW DUH"

    File this under "Women Can't Drive" and "Women Can't Into Teamwork"
     
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    "But I want to know why anyone would ever want these people in their countries no matter how they behave? Like, who gets up in the morning and thinks, "You know what would make this country better? If we just gave it away! To niggers too! Haha, I'm a genius.""

    It seems a lot of vibrant yuth were not happy with the players buss speeding too fast during the crowd reception and camped outside the players hotel shouting all night so they had to blockade it with police trucks. I laughed seeing the pictures of the "normal" cheering crowd, that cuntry is really fucked beyond belief.

    “France” | https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2018/07/16/france/
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    Vox Popoli: The benefits of immigration | http://voxday.blogspot.com/2018/07/the-benefits-of-immigration.html

    "If Croatia had won, the think pieces would have been not about The Glories of Immigration but about The Glories of Migration.

    Seriously. Croatia is not A Nation of Immigrants but A Nation of Emigrants. A number of Croatia’s players grew up in richer countries, but were eligible to play for Croatia due to their Croatian blood. But that would have just been flattened into A Nation of Migrants."


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    Paris syndrome (French: Syndrome de Paris, Japanese: パリ症候群, Pari shōkōgun) is a transient mental disorder exhibited by some individuals when visiting or going on vacation to Paris, as a result of extreme shock derived from their discovery that Paris is not what they had expected it to be.
     
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  4. BiceBiceBice

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    Confusion as Sweden's Largest Right-Wing Party Endorses LGBT Adoption, Migration | https://sputniknews.com/europe/201807171066422668-sweden-democrats-lgbt-migration/ I always knew this guy could never shoulder the responsibility, you can tell by just looking at him, the beard growth and shaving off some pounds only worked for like a year a real shame, which means: Maybe he's born with it maybe its Edenism. A King is born not made, like Jesus in a sense, his larpers just being really high powered manic schizos. Doesn't mean you can be a good person but still, gotta have that little extra.
    For fucks sake, even my dads waman spoke to me today like i talked to them 10 years ago about genetics hindering my fattening kid brother from running, apparently (he's just lazy and a good manipulator like most kids, i've taken to calling him "Fortnite").
    I'm actually a bit scared that the normies will chimp out and start going ooga booga for all the wrong reasons. Red pills are not for normies just like Masons don't hand out their shit like candy, itz the prudent thing to do for good reason. Besides, they usually just gets it wrong anyways, leading to more pain in the long run.

    Don't make your waman too woke Boneflour, trust me on that one. We all remember those famous last words; can you guys recommend me a game I can play with my gf? The rest, as they say, is history.

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    The europoon media kvetched so hard these two last days they lost their voice, besides having no real agenda, they have no stamina. Many such cases. Sad!
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    I'm currently binging on hours of how America came about pretty happy with finding good docus, and itz just like why Russia managed to put on a nice worldcup everybody liking it and the media kvetching, just as it was okay for macron to host putin in paris but trump and putin meeting in helsinki was like another shoa, only because they can't stand not being number one and left out, All The Time. Better to have a nuclear holocaust.
    Europe was once so shitty the name American had to be invented, they still haven't learned. Brittain bailing on the eu to fuck over france is almost like revenge for the frenchies siding with the americans during the independence, crashing the eu with no survivors, last one foots the bill. They will never learn because it is just too much fun stabbing each other. Europe is too small for europeans.

    It is some really petty shitty and I talked to my dad about this and the way it goes is usually im wrong and hes right, the next time he is actually right because he sounds like me times ten, and we might have a new advent of european immigration to America in 50-100 million if Trump would let us in. The word petty is the tldr word. Itz also funny that America is much more peaceful than any europoon nation... America isn't actually Europe 2.0 as some say, it is a totally different mentality, some say the original european one lost to us, or maybe, discarded...
    It is almost as if the constitution could be summed up in an unspoke notion that any man can fail if he does not possess a retarded european mentality, or rather with such he will win for a fail, then fail spectacularly, like the swedes germans frenchies brits etc etc. Itz just a matter of time.

    Some of this belongs in the shitsmerking thread but it was 36C today and i'm really lazy and totally knackered but itz okay because you need a really high IQ to understand Biceposting.
     
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    Pretty glad i'm not a nu-gamer nor ever were, maybe they will start shooting up game studios HQ's rather than schools, just like that girl that shot up youtube. These kids can't even went online, breeding ground for trouble.

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    "Almost all people do whatever their social environment rewards them for." It is interesting, in the land of all men be equal, how easy it is to get a leg up on everyone else and/or tweak the laws to benefit only yourself at the expense of everyone and everything else by simply and proudly labeling yourself an insane degenerate psycho lowlife that would have been drowned in the nearest creek a few decades ago. Sapes, not even once.

    “France”, Part Deux | https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2018/07/17/france-part-deux/
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    We have a great word in swedish called "Upptågsmakare", the frenchies and the macaroni is right in theory but in practice you can never be right if you are dealing with sapes, they are unsafe feral wild apes thrown out of the jungles to the savannah by the Great Ape-Coalition during the Ooga Booga vs the Big Apes Hyperwar, condemned to live in shithuts for an eternity until the white man "came to their rescue". This is the sort of sooper sekret knowledge that will get you de-listed by gooble. We must proceed with caution lest we end up like Tex.

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    Getting along with people is kryptonite to women, no wonder they are spinning tales like they spin their dreidels.
     
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    ^ this cunt takes vapidity to a level that boggles my comprehension.
     
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    #troo-thal-problems

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    >order estrogen from doctor
    >yes, anon, here's an unlimited supply. Take 10x daily, for the next 20 years. Please consume 20 pounds of tofu weekly as well.
    >order Testosterone
    >ANON THATS FUCKING ILLEGAL, THATS FUCKING STEROIDS 10 YEARS IN PRISON
    What did they mean by this?

    High-functioning Asperger-society is unironically the last vestige of humanity and you can only be born into it or douse your child in mercury and hope for the best, there is always a need for elephants counting cards.
     
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  10. glosoli

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    Black pill humour:

    Never existed, proof, they got wiped out. (Tex had a vivid imagination). Will never exist in this world, but certainly in heaven. Humanity is fallen, and that includes Aspies. Nothing will ever make aspies a force for good except God and Jordan Peterson (heh), and most aspies seem to think they're a bit too smart for that nonsense (the God-given stuff, they love JP).

    The evidence is literally all around you in this little corner of the sphere. Christian aspies can become quasi-priests and convert others (h/t Koanic), or they can become new-age gurus who waste zillions of hours on other BS and take everyone deep into the woods.
     
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    Vox (ensconced in Italy) cosying up to the Catholics:

    Vox Popoli: Mailvox: the Truth will out | http://voxday.blogspot.com/2018/07/mailvox-truth-will-out.html

    Whilst quoting a pagan Greek philosopher (who mentions 'God'):

    Obviously there were no appropriate quotes Vox could have found in the bible, perhaps he finds it's useless for such things?

    It's very funny to watch little men scurrying around, tempting Jehovah.
     
  12. BiceBiceBice

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    woke! thirld worlders are absolute failures outside of their own zones, especially factoring in all the resources avaible in the white mans land. doped up dopeys and the rap game? I just don't see the benefit for the whole community, and I don't very much care for fastfood with bits of children in them.
    That super sekret theory is almost plausibly mainstream, sell the worst scum to the white man, cry foul and get paid twice And see your country cleared of humanoid megafauna. Not even the jews can pull this off, only our oldest and greatst ally, homo erectus, soon to be 4 billion strong.

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    "perfect they're eating themselves again
    everybody get on your liberal accounts and push for a new version of charmed with a black a spic and a tranny
    then sit back and watch basic white bitches in their 30s rope kikes for us" alt-roastie.

    "but what if they actually are pedophiles"
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    "To be fair, you have to be a pedophile to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of the Talmud most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from The Talmud, for instance. The goyim don’t understand this stuff; they don’t have the talmudic understanding to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something DEEP about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE goyim- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Talmudic sacrifices. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated goyim scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What goyim.. how I pity them."
     
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    "2010s are pretty psychedelic
    it's a congregation of autists who randomly were connected through cyber-waves
    shits pretty trippy, we're in weird times"

    You make it sound like a bad thing and problem is I can't decide if it is or isn't, itz sort of like when they decree an imoral law null and now people are free to do x just because they can. The irony of course is that ooga booga is limited by his 65 IQ into max cannibalism, rape, not being nice to children etc but on a very small scale because low IQ turns any evironment into K.
    Do they even have basketball on that Sentinel Island? They aren't even rocking tha mic afaik.

    Some homonid dreamed a dream once but conjured up a nightmare instead, only question is who was it? Which one can't stand being an animal or an etheral being? The toolmaker? This is a very good theological question.
     
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    It's a bad thing only because it shows that aspies without God are just as rotten as sapes.

    Meanwhile, Jehovah is injecting a little heat into your Northern frostiness, you're not a fan of the heat I know, hope you're managing to stay frosty:

    Sweden battles wildfires from Arctic Circle to Baltic Sea | https://www.bbc.com/news/amp/world-europe-44871789

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    In fact, the Western world seems to be burning up at the moment, from America to Athens, excellent. I hope He doesn't forget the East.

    >For behold, the day is coming, burning like an oven, when all the arrogant and all evildoers will be stubble. The day that is coming shall set them ablaze, says the Lord of hosts, so that it will leave them neither root nor branch.
     
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    African effort @Thalmoses ? They are close, but no cigar.

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    They're giving it away to anybody nowadays. We need a new honorific - "African exterminationist".
     
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    *tips fedora* but thats what im saying, we all saying, you said, (even if some members of our little community ignores it but knows it).
    Is there a Godly way to invent and use an atom bomb? It did stop the world war. You need to be hella smart to build one tho, but I think "enlightenment" ideals on the masses, the rights without works, well that sort of communism is rampant today. Godless aspies, however, can't stop talking about god so there is that, atheism is just butthurt or genuinely disappointed Christianity or just belief in God, I think it reflects and comes from the way their lives were led not surprisingly. The satanic is just larping-imagery, tho some might go psycho without even being wired psycho, but I think that too stems from disappointment; the garden of Eden was a communist place where Adam was catered upon by God after all, only Eve made hime work for his work, might be some orginal-resentment in that still alive today. "Why can't things just work" or "why aren't they following the laws call the police". I hope you know what I mean.

    It is the very small things that leads to the big disasters, not popping of the big one because that is the end to the current whatever-affair before the rebuild period. Rights without works.

    I am actually doing very well because I think it was Lazer who recommended spirulina And chlorella at the same time, haven't been zonked by the heat cognitively at all for the entire summer and it is way hotter this year than last year, it is miracle. Always fun when you mix the herbs just right. Let the sapes keep their legal opiods speed and weed. Besides there is no rebel factor to shooting up when five year olds are doing it anyways. Green notropics that is the shit.



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