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  1. Aeoli Pera

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    GAME TIP:

    Make your girl "cool off" literally... with a spray from a bottle of ice water.
     
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    A spinning hamster wheel in action.
     
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    She put on makeup before doing a spontaneous video in bed with boob pajamas on.
     
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    Made me think of:

     
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    First 2 minutes of that and I'm thinking...wtf?
    Final 3 minutes was most amusing. He loves his rifle.
     
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    If you want race mixing, import females.
    If you want race war, import males.

    But if you want global population reduction, ban makeup for as long as needed.
     
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    > But if you want global population reduction, ban makeup for as long as needed.

    Haha no. Count the kids at a Baptist church vs a brothel.

    When women can't whore they make babies instead.
     
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    Yeah you are right, for a second there I thought I was back home on mars 1billion years ago.
    Damn saps. Most women look like men in swe these days, they certainly behave like men, I really don't understand sap logic so i'll just leave it at that.

    Control the memes, control the planet. Someone has really stepped up their game.
     
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    Makeup is degenerate like spicy food. Ruins your appetite for the real thing.

    Shaving is dysgenic. Steve Richfield proved it. All hail the Bice beard.
     
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    >All hail the Bice beard.

    The thing about that is:


    I was going to make that post earlier, but I forgot, so here it is. From a comment I read:
    "It's funny... I feel exotic in my own country at times, like a relic of sorts. (I am from Sweden)"

    Rewind tape.
    Before all of this ooga boogery got put into hyperdrive, before my thal pill, I would always wonder why "my own people" would exotify me. Swedish girls asking where I go, to do my hair, even swedish kids wondering if I dyed my beard. The kid part really bothered me, because that is not normal kid-think.

    Create a free zone for Muslim refugees in Sweden – Save My Sweden | http://www.savemysweden.com/create-a-free-zone-for-muslim-refugees-in-sweden/ can't find english original only swe one, Paul Romer: ”Skapa en frizon för flyktingar i Sverige” - DN.SE | http://www.dn.se/ekonomi/skapa-en-frizon-for-flyktingar-i-sverige/.

    We sure have come a long way in Sweden.

    You now when you go to a museum or a cultural event and the staff dress up as natives, that is me in public in normal clothing. I stick out more now ,than when I dyed my hair black as a metal kid fifteen years ago. Now that is some irony right there. If you come to Sweden and see a Swede, that's me.
    Say hello.:)

    Fuck "my people".
    Sex-mad Galapagos tortoise saves his species from extinction | http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3788645/Sex-mad-tortoise-saves-species-extinction-100-year-old-Galapagos-giant-credited-rebuilding-population-single-handed.html

    Regards Nobilid
     
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    If Google Translate worked right then... That guy is a frigging GENIOOS. Give him a medal.

    "Hold on for a second... Now, stay with me. What if all of these Tan Swedes had a giant plot of land... Where they lived by Tan Sweden laws... and had to support themselves?"

    What, like Syria?

    It takes a GENIOOS to look at an invading brown horde... look at Sweden... Look at Swedish planes, tanks, jets, army... Look back at Tan Swedens... and come up with GENIOOS suggestion:

    "Maybe instead of paying Tan Swedes to rape and pillage, we could just hand them a slice of the country? Maybe if we ask nice, they will work for a living!"

    Hey, Black Lives Matter says segregation is cool again. It might work.
     
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    Regarding BLM, I just discovered Moon Man and listened to all of his albums. My kind of social critique, especially way past bedtime.
    "He", has more valid points than all of the professional youtubers, podcasters and bloggers combined,which makes it even more funny, since it is text to speech microsoft sam? All "he" wanted, was for the ooga booga to pay some taxes, speak some english, and don't break the law, and it kind of escalates from there.
    Robots sure are the future of shitposting online, some beats, and you have real art.

    Great skits too.
     
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    Duterte is at it again. He seemed a bit tipsy to me, certainly he didn't mince his words:

     
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