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    Left-wing men 'literally the worst' sexists, Labour MP claims | https://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/labour-mp-jess-phillips-leftwing-men-are-literally-the-worst-sexists-a3610826.html

    "Labour MP Jess Phillips has accused left-wing men of being the “absolute worst” sexists who neglect the fight for equality.

    The Birmingham MP claimed that although left- wing men wanted to see equality for all women “they don’t think of women on the same level”."

    Man, it's a good thing I'm such a racists asshole. I may be a Literally Hitler that tells bitches to make me a sandwich, thinks slapping women when they misbehave is good... but at least I'm not Left Wing Nu-Male levels of sexist.
     
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    a tiki torch alight will hold back the night
     
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    "Trump is going to make anime real", yes, for some, in a sense, not that it has anything to do with Trump, but still. China’s embrace of embryo selection raises thorny questions | http://www.nature.com/news/china-s-embrace-of-embryo-selection-raises-thorny-questions-1.22468

    How far have the China-Melons Really come? Can you have all these super-human attributes and still look Chinese? I wonder how they will roll out these golden babies to the public or if itz just gonna happen quietly in broad daylight.
    Peak performance doesn't work if the environment is r-selected. These high IQ Chinamen run the risk of becoming the most hyper insane chronic masturbators the world has ever seen, if brought up in a degenerate or hopeless climate.
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    Imagine going through all the effort to abort downies just to replace them with race-mixed ooga boogas.

    The same thing I hate is the same thing giving me hope for the future. Fuck drumph and fuck wypipo.
     
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    TFW you get so tired of killing people and eating human flesh that you turn yourself in:
    ‘I’m tired of eating human flesh’: South African cops probe ‘cannibalism’ conspiracy | https://www.rt.com/viral/400531-south-african-cannibalism-conspiracy/

    ‘I’m tired of eating human flesh’: South African cops probe ‘cannibalism’ conspiracy

    It's a good thing we ended apartheid over there! Melanin Man is becoming KANGZ and everything.

    What vibrant culture you have there, Mr. Ooga Booga.
     
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    Funny that this cannibal post showed up, I was going to make that comparison to the people who think itz good to let the communists in America run amok and tear down everything so they "look bad" and thus "guarantee a win for trump 2020" (voting for someone who couldn't stop them, thats Turdeau+swedish logic at the same time).

    Unleash the cannibals, surely people can only understand that cannibalism is bad when someone is chewing on their femur? I support drugs and alcohol now, if the kids are wasted in the morning they will sober up about the time school is out for the day.
    The internet is a pretty shitty partent but itz the only chance these keeedz got.
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    The joke's on me. I had rickets. Short bowed legs.
    Teen mom.
     
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    Computer screens don't give you vitamin D, man.
     
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    :) Shoot, I'm out all day. Six cords in the shed now. I just might make it and get to build the green house.
    Six is enough if I don't heat the garage (my office :( )
     
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    South African bodybuilder tries a backflip and dies



     
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    That's not how you treat somebody with a potentially broken neck. Jebus.
     
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    You talking bout the joke or the "first responders" in the video?
     
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    First responders.
     
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    "So I told Ooga to neck himself .. he actually did the absolute madman hahahahaha" the memes are too strong, rip
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    The BBC comes in Pidgin now:

    Indian woman divorce husband because dem no get toilet - BBC News | https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/world-40997001?lipi=urn%3Ali%3Apage%3Ad_flagship3_messaging%3BWVlIMZX3SYiVKgSQVHYVpQ%3D%3D

    Indian woman divorce husband because dem no get toilet

    "One woman for India don get permission from court to divorce her husband because im no gree build toilet for dem house..
    The woman wey dey for her 20's don dey married to her husband for five years, but na for inside bush she dey poopoo.
    Indian law dey only allow divorce for limited circumstances like beating or wicked behaviour.
    The lawyer for di woman tell AFP news agency say the judge say to dey make di woman poopoo for outside na one form of torture.

    Times of India talk say di court say: "We dey spend money dey buy tobacco, liquor and mobile phones, but no ready to construct toilet to protect the dignity of our family.
    "This no be only physical wickedness but also na shock to the modesty of woman."

    Indian media say the woman been don file for divorce since 2015.
    To piss and poopoo for open field dey common for villages for India. The government don set target to give every house toilet by 2019, but dat work never really get head."
     
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