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  1. Aeoli Pera

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    They probably started out by looking for something easier than bulimia. Followup thought: how is liberalism like bulimia? Let me count the ways.
     
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    Bonus hidden joke: There's a guy in DC named Bilal Farooqui being protected from Americans by security robots. But I'm sure he paid for them himself...
     
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    Funny because british media. British media is the joke.
     
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    Anyways, Technology Is Biased Too. How Do We Fix It? | https://fivethirtyeight.com/features/technology-is-biased-too-how-do-we-fix-it/?ex_cid=538twitter, its pretty dope that these faception-like faceptions run on Edenism, the ooga booga algorithm is real. The only way to fool it would be bodymods but then you have to do all of them, a complimentary dna-test and you are fucked.

    This is only news to computers however, everyone on this planet can pick out the chad from the beta, the slob from the fit, the smart from the stupid. These crazy sjw are really being backed into a corner here. They don't have souls so they thought machines, not having one either, would pick their side.
    And thats funny to me.

    Its like being cucked by an inanimate object like a rock or a twig. How can you fuck up that bad, really?
    The eternal r-mensch.
     
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    Here's a thought. You think Senator Kid Rock will do a concert on The Wall after they lock up a gaggle of these career criminals?

    Will we actually get tired of all this WINNING?
     
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    I seem to remember reporters in a Muslim-controlled area told "don't run to your cars, you'll just get mobbed and trapped there". But... humans trapping a car? It only works if the driver is still being nice.
     
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    Unleash the Autiste Within.

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    Grimoire may sorta almost possibly be being released as we speak.

    8/1/2017 was The Real Deal Day Of Incline, except that two hours before launch, Cleve caught a couple of bugs in the Windows 10 version... and took a few hours to fix them all with his superhuman Autiste brain.

    Everything was totally fixed for reals, so of course a half hour from launch, he posts that he's been running at max power and needs to get some chicken nuggets from McDonald's before he uploads the final package. Brb in 20 guys!

    Three hours later:

    'And they shall search for Cleve to return from the McDonald's drive thru bearing nuggets, but lo, he shall not return. The Lord hath swept him up forthwith, that he might code interrupt routines for the Heavenly Host.'

    -The Book of Revelation, probably

    There's still an hour of the day left in Eastern Time. Do you believe in Golden Babies?

    P.S. After another couple hours of delays, Cleve sent out this status:

    "SUBMITTED TO STEAM, AWAITING APPROVAL!! Reviewing game on Windows 10 laptop, totally different from my development machine. Game looks so beautiful it is difficult to believe it inhabits the same reality as we do. The actual world looks washed out and gray in comparison. The INSTANT I get permission from Steam to go live it is going up!"
     
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    WTF is this? I can't fap to this!

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    That cake is store bought. Get back in the kitchen. Specifically, the oven.

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