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  1. Boneflour

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    http://thezman.com/wordpress/?p=4914

    Devil’s Dictionary, a quick primer on modern lingo.

    Example:
    Have a conversation: Whenever you hear someone say they want to have a conversation about something, what they mean is they want to shut down all debate and impose their will with regards to the subject. Having a conversation about marriage led to the end of the homosexual marriage debate in favor of the sodomites. Having a conversation about race means Progs screaming at white people about racism and white privilege. Having a conversation always means sitting through a lecture.
     
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    Yeah, it's probably easier for people that can't understand subtraction to make everything into addition. It's also easier to count on fingers and toes instead of memorize times tables and basic arithmetic.

    It's also slower. Forcing everyone to do the slower way and never skip steps makes everyone functionally dumber.

    On the bright side, anyone able to homeschool will raise genius ubermensch just from the systemic lowering of standards. Bright future in consulting/contracting to fix and maintain malfunctioning lowest bidder work. Idiocracy is real!
     
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    I had a conversation once with somebody who wanted to talk about how to improve the school system. They got mad because I said it's operating more effectively than ever.
     
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    You mean it was worse in the Dark Ages? o_O Oh,no...
    It could be improved tho'. For smart kids that can't afford private schools, public schools are a nightmare. I've found a study about high IQ kids growing up in the middle of average kids that had serious damage becasue of this. (Comparable with taking an average kid and forcing him to learn amongst mentally challenged ones). I'll try to find it.
     
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    Read: "this is a prime opportunity for trolling".
     
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    If you see public schools as a State-sponsored Soul Mulcher... with the express purpose of pulping and molding individual children into undifferentiated People Nuggets, only capable of consuming product and repeating Official ideology... they're doing an excellent job! The policies make perfect sense. The people they miss with the indoctrination they get with the Adderall. The few that make it through THAT are probably too busy shaking off the damage to trouble The Machine.

    It gets confusing and inconsistent when you think your kids are in school to learn useful skills or some kind of non-political "knowledge". No, they're there to Get An Education. And get it good and fucking hard.
     
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    Guys please. This is the humor thread. You're depressing me . :(

    But it's true.
     
  8. Boneflour

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    Got a little real for me there.

    Lorien, here's a Trump Tweet of Trump bodyslamming CNN:

     
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    @Betelgeuse I doubt what you're saying is really news to anyone on this forum. I believe that it is the general consensus among the few developmental psychologists who pay any attention to the problem, and is a daily reality for millions. The higher the IQ, the more extreme the problem.
    Children Above 180 IQ (Stanford-Binet): Origin and Development - PDF | https://www.davidsongifted.org/Search-Database/entry/R16186

    Bruh, where's my trigger warning? This here's a community of SURVIVORS...
     
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    China has an irrational fear of a "black invasion" bringing drugs, crime and interracial marriage | https://qz.com/945053/china-has-an-irrational-fear-of-a-black-invasion-bringing-drugs-crime-and-interracial-marriage/

    Soon they will flood china with their african spouses and children too, and by they I mean native chinese men. If I was a china man i'd be very ITZY at this point. Why is it that empires always begin to crumble when they go abroad for resources? When you go abroad you lost by definition because you reach the tipping point of sustainiblity. Good think that never happened to the recent british/spanish/portugese/dutch/french and american empires...

    The next total war game should focus on the chinese kingdoms cuz thats where they are heading back to. I would like to start the game as the outbreak dynasty known as the WEI.
     
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    WEI WONG CHANGZ of the East Side Kingdom
     
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    Starbucks Crumbles As Investigator Finds 30% Of Coffee Tests Positive - Conservative Daily Post | https://conservativedailypost.com/starbucks-crumbles-as-investigator-finds-30-of-coffee-tests-positive/

    "Many people around the world enjoy iced coffee and other cool drinks from baristas employed by Starbucks, Caffe Nero, and Costa Coffee. However, they may want to think twice before ordering again. The BBC’s “Watchdog” program performs consumer affairs checks on popular businesses. Their latest discovery found fecal bacteria in samples from the three popular coffee chains.

    Yes, that’s right, bacteria that is present in feces is now included with customer’s ice at Starbucks, Caffe Nero, and Costa Coffee."

    I guess Starbucks better hire some more refugees! More people need the benefits of Diversity Ice in their coffee. #OurGreatestStrength

    A legacy media confirmation of the story:

    Faecal bacteria found in ice from Costa, Caffè Nero and Starbucks | https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/jun/28/faecal-bacteria-found-ice-three-major-uk-chains-caffe-nero-starbucks-costa-coffee
     
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    And to think I swore off Starbucks just after they said they would hire something thousand illegals to countersignal Trump. Probably got some vibrant diversity in my gut biome now, no wonder I drink so much.
     
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    @Boneflour Counter-signal memes are the best. Just google "Counter signal" on images and you will get potent redpill memes galore.
     
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