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  1. Aeoli Pera

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    Mind your Ps and Qs and we'll see about getting you on the Edenic Phrenosophy career track. Very fast-paced, might need to work some weekends but the groupies man, the groupies are worth it.
     
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    Data: "Captain, analysis indicates that this enemy got dubs in addition to the 77777777 GET, and is subsequently uncuckable within the physical laws of the time-space continuum."


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    Worf: "Captain, they are hailing us."


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    "We are the Alt-Right. Lower your shields and surrender your memes. We will add your biological and technological dankness to our own. Your shitposts will adapt to service ours. Can't stump the Trump."


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    Picard: "Mr. Worf, target phasers and prepare to engage... fire!"


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    Data: "Captain, we are sustaining heavy damage! The Enterprise was not designed to withstand shitposting of this caliber!"


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    Worf:
    "Perhaps today is a good day to get BTFO'd!"



    Excellent. You'll see that my credentials are well in order. I've already completed a summer internship at the prestigious Vault-Co.Blogspot Scholarship Outreach Program. I'd heard it was supposed to be exciting, but mainly we just spent all summer completely scrapping and then rebuilding the Grimoire demo from scratch over and over again.
     
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    Speaking of gangster stuff...





    (Lyrics set to the first verse of NWA's 'Straight Outta Compton')

    "You are now about to witness the strength of K-Selection..."

    (Get up)
    (Get up)
    (Get up)
    (Get up)


    "Straight Outta Vault-Co
    ITZ a Crazy Thal Named Cleveland/
    Tellin ya’ll 'bout the Ice Age Happenin’

    I’ll shoot an arrow/
    Right at the pharaoh/
    Saps eatin Thals down to the marrow

    You too, Crom if you fuck with me/
    The melonheads are gonna have to come get me
    Off your ass, that’s how I’m going out/
    No matter how many spears ya’ll are throwin' out

    Saps start to mumble/
    They wanna rumble/
    Without Enkidu society would crumble

    Goin off on a melonhead like that/
    With a blog that’s pointed at your asss

    So give it up smooth/
    Ain’t no tellin when Grimoire will be through

    Here’s CD-OS to keep ya preppin’/
    Croms don’t know when to quit steppin’

    CDTek-Ui is the tool/
    Don’t take me for some Cro-Mag fool

    You know I'm rockin' Morton’s Toe, no maybe/
    I’m knocking Croms out the Vault, daily

    No scienmajist speaks clearly/
    They’ve never even read Ekblad’s theory

    Yo I’m down with the capital CONELRAD/
    Small tribe be ironclad

    So when I’m in Kwanstain, you better duck/
    Cause this rodeo clown’s crazy as fuck

    When you freeze it’ll be your fault, yo/
    And when I come back, boy, I’m comin' Straight Outta Vault-Co"




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    Gangsta Trifecta:

     
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    The Tragedy of Dongle Guy

     
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    From Twitter:

    "My wife asked why I carried a gun around the house. I told her:fear of CIA. She Laughed, I laughed, the Amazon Echo Laughed. I shot the Echo"
     
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