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  1. Boneflour

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    Pic shows for me, might check browser or something.
     
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    I basically agree with everything this guy said, except that he's using dream logic that's even dreamier than the sort I use.
     
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    Jason Chaffetz co-sponsors bill to abolish U.S. Department of Education | http://www.heraldextra.com/news/local/govt-and-politics/jason-chaffetz-co-sponsors-bill-to-abolish-u-s-department/article_6d27a790-706b-5335-b38e-a9d7606fb1f4.html

    Jason Chaffetz co-sponsors bill to abolish U.S. Department of Education

    Well, that was fast. Not even a month into Trump's America and they're already trying to fire the entire Department of Education. I don't think "Homeschool or bust" will change for a while yet... but this is a good start.

    STILL NOT TIRED OF WINNING.
     
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    But Greg smirks on the left side, which indicates he's probably a leftist.
     
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    X-Men comics to abandon their “social justice warrior” storyline | http://redalertpolitics.com/2017/02/09/x-men-comics-abandon-social-justice-warrior-storyline/

    X-Men comics’ new head writer Marc Guggenheim said in an interview with Newsarama on Friday that the superhero franchise was preparing for a relaunch. The caveat is that they wouldn’t be focused on the existential crisis of being a minority.

    “...What makes this relaunch different is that it’s more about the X-Men as heroes than the X-Men as a struggling minority fighting for their very existence,” Guggenheim said. “That existential crisis is tabled for the time being. It’s been a while since the X-Men have really been able to catch their breath and not worry about the end of mutantkind.”

    In a separate interview, Marvel’s Editor-in-Chief Alex Alonso said that he hopes that more minority writers end up making comic books, but it’s not a corporate demand. “I’m the last thing from a social justice warrior,” he insisted.


    Well shit, sounds like Marvel's suddenly deciding that they don't really give a shit about Social Justice at all! How long till Spidey turns white, Thor becomes a man, and hetero family formation is actually great?


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    Minorities = mutants.

    Wait a minute...ehh glad the x-men saw the light and no longer fret about the mutant holocaust, I guess? Whatever, I'm a fucking white male.
     
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    Have I told you guys that drinking milk is racist? Well drinking milk is racist as fuck, yo:

     
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    What race is Turdeau? The "leaf" meme is real...
     
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    From the same thread:

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    The level of projection in that post is too damn high.

    "Never has such a radical, international political movement had the precision and power of this kind of propaganda technology." TOO DAMN HIGH I TELLS YA
     
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    I think you mean HYPERcomputers stolen from the Nubian spaceship pyramid ruins and reverse-engineered by White Supremacist Leader Richard Spencer, confirmed member of the
    Duke University Conservative Union (!!!)

    You don't know how serious this is. Many parents today think their child is logging on to learn about innocent things like public gay orgies and the necessity of instigating a nuclear conflict with Russia.

    The next thing you know they're supporting Donald Trump and collecting pictures of Peeper the mayay frog.
     
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    @BiceBiceBice I wanted to make a card game for Edenism. But then it dawned on me: the game would be over before it ever began

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    Oh, that crazy Alex Jones, am I right?

    Wait...


    Atrazine induces complete feminization and chemical castration in male African clawed frogs (Xenopus laevis) | https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2842049/

    Atrazine induces complete feminization and chemical castration in male African clawed frogs (Xenopus laevis)

    "Atrazine-exposed males were both demasculinized (chemically castrated) and completely feminized as adults. Ten percent of the exposed genetic males developed into functional females that copulated with unexposed males and produced viable eggs."

    Oh, it's funny cause it's true. Shit. Shiiiiit.
     
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    "Thursday, May 24, 2007
    Oceans a stew of PVC plastic

    That stuff is an endocrine disrupter that will turn you into a man-goo smoothie guzzler in nothing flat. There's a reason the entire marine food chain is crowded with gender bending frogs, trannie queen salamanders and fag fish. If that's what it is doing to those critters way down at the bottom, what is happening to the predators at the top, like mankind?

    Now you know what makes gun control possible over the past two decades. The males are dead, there are no men left, just he-she hermaphrodites. It's all that PVC in the water supply worldwide. Taking their arms away is like taking candy from a baby, all the hummers can do is squeal and whine as they hand'em over at the ends of their feeble wrists."

    Itz one thing to choose to become a fag fish, a whole new ball game when little sonny boy starts fondling balls because he drinks tap water. It don't get all the hate The Water Merchant gets.
    Clean drinking water is important!


    Ophiuchus finally bringing in the 10/10 shoop-shop. Please do Jack Ma or Herman Van Rompuy next!
    *fookin saved m8*
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