Humour Thread

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    Actually, you can live with them fine if you can beat them.
     
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    I'm pretty sure that's not going to fly here in England. This date woman, 2 dates in, has already mentioned she wants a man to live with, sell both houses, buy a bigger one together, blah blah, on the 2nd date! She even literally used the phrase that she wanted 'a man to provide for me'. I changed the subject to the size of the sea gulls whilst admiring her shapely pretty legs and ass.
    Whilst not being entirely au fait with Narciso's banging techniques, I hope to leave her hobbling and somewhat sore, assuming I get the opportunity.
     
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    Jacking off in front of a woman is legal in Italy, now. Wonder how they argued for it. "It's a victimless crime! He's not hurting anyone. Come on, are you seriously upset by masturbation? In 2016? Bigot."

    Public Masturbation Has Been Legalized! | http://www.anonymousconservative.com/blog/public-masturbation-has-been-legalized/

    Masturbating in public is not illegal, Italy's highest court rules | http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/08/masturbating-in-public-is-not-illegal-italys-highest-court-rules/

    This shit got to the Supreme Court in Italy, and they decided it's totes fine, yo. Not a criminal act, because we already got rid of that law. Nothing we can do!

    It's funny that most laws stay on the books for decades after they're no longer relevant, but the Italian gov't specifically repealed this law. By adding a law which nullified the other law, of course.

    I hear the Italians are fine with unprincipled exceptions, so I'm guessing it'll be technically legal... but still get you kicked in the balls... until the culture shifts a little bit farther 'r'.
     
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    'Opposition politicians said that it was outrageous that the law had been changed and accused the centre-Left government of Matteo Renzi, the prime minister, of going soft on perverts.'

    So, the perp was fined. But not criminalised.
    Appears we are heading back to Roman times, anything goes. Keith Vaz will be pleased.
     
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    If Uno was Anime:

     
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    Bice has a post here, which I will approve since Aeoli is AWOL.
     
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    Assk Africa
     
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    *beforeeverythingendsupinhumourthread*

    Too good not to share:
    Hillary Clinton's Doctor: She Was Diagnosed with Pneumonia on Friday - Breitbart | http://www.breitbart.com/2016-presidential-race/2016/09/11/hillary-clinton-doctor-pneumonia/

    Pepe gives Hillary actual herpalerps through meme magic. Best current year etc.
    Exodus 8New King James Version (NKJV)
    The Second Plague: Frogs
    8 And the Lord spoke to Moses, “Go to Pharaoh and say to him, ‘Thus says the Lord: “Let My people go, that they may serve Me. 2 But if you refuse to let them go, behold, I will smite all your territory with frogs.3 So the river shall bring forth frogs abundantly, which shall go up and come into your house, into your bedroom, on your bed, into the houses of your servants, on your people, into your ovens, and into your kneading bowls. 4 And the frogs shall come up on you, on your people, and on all your servants.”’”

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    Seriously great. 300 Media stories about having "pneumonia", she's recovering, just overheated, no big deal goy. Meanwhile she's fainted on camera and Twitter is having a frog party. Lost a shoe when she ate pavement!

    Trump will have to go easy on her. She might die during the debates otherwise.
     
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    Ivanka kisses frogs; Hillary swallows them.

    > Chinese man sues his wife for being ugly, and the court AGREES... awarding him £75,000

    The damages were real, because face is soul.
     
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    "Wizards of the world, unite!"

     
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    It's pronounced "Ax Africa", although I hear the machete is more traditional.
     
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