How to not act like a gamma idiot on the internet

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  1. Thalmoses

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    First up: A Mousterian Navy Seal on Internet Gammas



    Ouch.

    If you are wondering how to act on the internet, just watch the grimaces on this manly Mousterian's mug. Then try to avoid producing them the next time you keyboard.

    If you've missed having a masculine father or an induction into the male tribe, you can do worse than modeling the SEAL social behavior displayed on this channel. You don't have to imitate the Mousterian alpha - there are other very altruistic variants and sociosexual ranks on display, from Greatest Generation delta to ingenopathic beta melon. Just don't be like the stolen valor guys they confront.

    SEALS are not ubermensch, but they do possess tremendous fortitude and excellent masculine tribal cohesion. These are timeless virtues worth emulating.
     
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    Next up: a sociopath baits an aspie.



    Martin Shkreli vs 18 Year old "CEO"Millennial Know-It-All "Computer Programmer" • /r/cringe | https://www.reddit.com/r/cringe/comments/4d9cej/martin_shkreli_vs_18_year_old_ceomillennial/

    Rarely is a breakdown in mental pseudo-dialectic functionality this spectacular.

    It's one thing to know most people can't be reached by dialectic, and quite another to actually witness what passes for a dialectical process in their minds.

    The mono-concept troll:



    Rude, pugnacious, stupid, shameless, ignorant and narrowminded.

    The faggressor:



    Click through for part 2.

    Bonus: Aggrestrochimp handling (if you're into that sort of thing):

     
  3. glosoli

    glosoli Well-Known Member Typed

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    The other guy seemed incredibly stupid, very poor attempts to present rational arguments. Was he really an aspie? Sheesh.
     
  4. Thalmoses

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    There are obligate retard spergs who give us a bad name.
     
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    How can you listen to that?
     
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    That was epically hilarious. Starting to change my mind about wanting to punch Martin Shkrelli in the face.
     
  7. Mycroft Jones

    Mycroft Jones The TM/FM Station Baron

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    Also, did anyone notice in that video between Shkrelli and the black woman, she was ready to hop into bed with him and jump his bones within 5 minutes? Pretty much as soon as he pushed back and didn't act fazed by her yapping. But he wasn't that attracted to her, so instead of closing, he just toyed with her some more. Her lust for him got more and more urgent as the video progressed...
     

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