GRIMOIRE IS OUT FOR REALS

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  1. Boneflour

    Boneflour Moderator SuperMod

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    ABSOLUTELY FOR REALY REALZ, LIKE YOU CAN BUY IT ON STEAM RIGHT NOW: Save 10% on Grimoire : Heralds of the Winged Exemplar on Steam | http://store.steampowered.com/app/650670/Grimoire__Heralds_of_the_Winged_Exemplar/

    For those of you who don't know, Grimoire is the brainchild of Cleve Blakemore, one of the original dudes behind Neanderthal theory. What's weird about his rants is that someone paid enough attention to remove his site Vault-Co from Google Search completely.

    Most conspiracy blogs get left up for ridicule, why aren't people supposed to read this guy? Vault-Co | http://vault-co.blogspot.com/

    Now, after 24 years of development, AND multiple multi-year delays, kickstarters, missed deadlines, AND pulling it off the Steam Store for bugfixes, AND getting Big Man Tyrone to announce the Triple Genuine Release Dateā„¢ and missing THAT release date... Somehow this crazy caveman did it.



    I don't even care if it's good. If this crazy autistic manbearpig neanderboon can FINALLY SHIP A DAMN GAME, anything's possible.

    This is a bigger day for WINNING than when we elected Trump President.

    P.S. @Aeoli Pera, you gotta get in here and sanctify this thread. I'm pretty sure this is an Omen but need the High Priest of Thalkind to make it official.
     
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    Boneflour Moderator SuperMod

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    Also... GRIMOIRE IS OUT

    ANIME IS REAL

    WELCOME TO TRUMP'S AMERICA

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    Damn, guess i'll see you all in 600 hours then.​
     
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    Careful; if you consider that a strong indicator of truth by itself, they'll bury some nonsense to confuse you. Maybe they already did.
     
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    Get on my level sapes, three, that is.
    I made a troll/add party of just one giant berserker, and then I found a really good weapon and killed several enemies, an xp shrine, and actually made progress. I started in Sanctuary and now i'm in the town. Will probably have to roll a real party but still pretty fun when you don't expect anything to make some progress to get accustomed to the game so to speak.
    It has never crashed for me and I like it so far, talking to the characters in the game is really something else tho... 50% driving me made and 50% "oh shit this is the best dialogue system ever!!1". I just want to buy items from the shop...:mad:

    The shitfest following this game on different sites is also fun to behold.
     
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  6. Aeoli Pera

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    Man, I have at least three things on my list before I get around to it, and I only play games every other weekend. Still gonna buy it before the inevitable Shoah. If you do a Let's Play in the meantime I'll watch it at work while I do spreadsheets. (I spend most of my time copy/pasting info out of an online bowl of curry into a spreadsheet, one field at a time. If I took any pride in my work, I'd kill myself.)
     
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    I shall burn an entire bag of frozen tendies, and yea it shall be an aroma pleasing unto the Lord. And even then, I shall drink the consecrated milk, for it is the whitest drink and the most pure, like unto the coldest winters of yore which smite our hot-blooded enemies. And even then, I shall glue garlands of my ginger leg hair roundabout the threshold of this coffee shop, for it is declared holy ground. For it was here the autism king sent me his good word, that I may tell others, and may procrastinate on playing it myself until I finish Resident Evil 4.
     
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  8. BiceBiceBice

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    I only spoiled myself to get my bearings on the interface/mechanics.

    This game is actually where I turn off everything and just play like people did way back when, for realz.
    The gospel of Incline will be heard around the world. I believe in Cleve and I don't even like these kindes of games.

    He actually did it.
     
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  9. BiceBiceBice

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    I have also solved the mystery of Cleve coding, it's just one simple thingamajing:

    Rubik's Cube
     
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    Wait, what? You're telling me the game is actually good? YUGE if true.
     
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    [​IMG]

    All i can vouch for is with my time. He actually did it.:cool:
     
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    The Coding of Cleve functions exactly like a Rubik's Cube, hence the term "micro-issue". When you twist and turn you get closer and further away at the same time buy you are only focused on the finished product, hence all the "micro-issues" along the way, those micro-issues works according to the principle of compound interest, one of the moust powerful forces in the world.

    Does that make sense?
     
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